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05-26-2013, 08:07 PM
Joined: Jun 2012
Location: You dont need to know
Posts: 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by .Asa View Post
Granted, but it only runs on the yet to be released iPhone 5S.

I wish for a nuclear power reactor that never burns out, in my basement.
Granted, but your house goes under foreclosure in a week.

I wish I set the record for worlds largest bass.
05-26-2013, 10:34 PM
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 3,036
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bassman97 View Post
Granted, but your house goes under foreclosure in a week.

I wish I set the record for worlds largest bass.
Granted, but is eats your leg, leaving you as a captain ahab hunting the pink bass of doom!
I wish for french fries.

05-27-2013, 08:59 AM
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 577
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Granted, your french fries are made of worms.
I wish I really know the true meaning of life.

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05-27-2013, 09:31 AM
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 3,036
Granted. Its 42.
(Corrupting french fries, thats evil...)
I wish to write a comic book.
05-27-2013, 10:13 AM
Joined: Nov 2012
Location: ID
Posts: 1,561
granted, but nobody wants to read it...
I wish I can go to Japan

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05-27-2013, 10:29 AM
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 577
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Granted, Japan are full of zombies and you are infected.

I wish I can read someone's mind.

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06-07-2013, 11:10 PM
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 9,567
Quote:
Originally Posted by coolguy879 View Post
Granted, but you can only read the hateful thoughts about you.

I wish for $9103893718973918738732983728739873829738
Granted, but it's in Monopoly money.

I wish movie theater tickets were free.
06-07-2013, 11:17 PM
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 3,036
Quote:
Originally Posted by ninjackid View Post
Granted, but it's in Monopoly money.

I wish movie theater tickets were free.
Granted, but you pay to rent seats for $57.99 an hour.
I wish For a sword.
06-07-2013, 11:19 PM
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 9,567
Quote:
Originally Posted by saansilt View Post
Granted, but you pay to rent seats for $57.99 an hour.
I wish For a sword.
Granted, but you die by it.

I wish I was like Sherlock Holmes.
07-08-2014, 11:06 PM
Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,313
Quote:
Originally Posted by ninjackid View Post
Granted, but you die by it.

I wish I was like Sherlock Holmes.
Granted, but you are forced to have an extremely annoying partner (I know, it's pathetic, but I can't really think of anything else)

Btw, I just found this thread from my subscription page and thought I'd bump it.

I wish I could have Deus Ex: Human Revoltution fully and successfully ported to iOS.