And the 2010 award for the biggest idiot goes to... (drumroll) The Design Team of Baby Shaker (applause) I mean, what the f...? I could go on, but I'll keep it simple. Biggest morons I have ever seen. Even if the video is fake. (and gay?) And kijib, don't die. One day you will be a mod...when everyone's playing iPad games
My theme song is up. I butchered it with my horrible singing, I tried to edit it so it wouldn't cause earbleeding but nothing helped. I just ended up changing the pitch. Also I was too lazy to make pics, lyrics, or an animation to go with it so I'll just post them below. And sorry for slurring, skipping a group of words, and whatnot. I can't keep pace with my lyrics at that speed Old Kgamelover was posting around TouchArcade like a big playground When suddenly a Bat burst out of Hell and hit Kgamelover with superior posts Kgamelover got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be found by TBN who proceeded to open up a can of Not funny When Tocarina A came out of the blue And he started beating up The Beastly Ninja Then they both got flattened by the Bat Outta Hell but before he could make it back to the Batcave Harp_Player popped out of his grave and took an AK-47 out from under his spam and blew Bat away with a rat-a-tat-tat but the mods ran out of patience and he was banned again because LBG came to report the guy this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games Kgamelover took a bite out of LBG like ImNoSuperMan took a bite out of crime and then TBN came back covered in a tire track but Random Guy jumped out and landed on his back and Bat outtta Hell was injured, and trying to get steady when Harp_Player came back with more spam but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Vovin took him out with his whip then he saw Kgamelover sneaking up from behind and he reached for his bam hammer which he just couldn't find 'cause Bat outta Hell stole it and he swung but Random Guy deflected it with his fist then he jumped in the air and did a somersault while Harp_Player tried to pole vault onto LBG, but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Battle Bear Snipe this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone games good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Discussion... angels sang out an immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Will090 who delivered a visitor message which could get him banned onto the profile of Vovin who put Will on the ignore list, with a large smirk as Bat outta Hell changed back into Gurgie but Will saw through his clever disguise and he called Aurora's flames to burn Bat back to hell then Zincous the Mod and Arn the Admin and "James Cameron's Avatar"'s Na'vi named Skipper*and CandyNJ and The Devilishly Good and Foozelz and MidianGTX Vester, the Zutons, Derek420, and Da Shiz Wiz Fleabag, InNoSuperman, every single spam account Slapshot and all his posties, Hardcoregamer, and all his accounts all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Will090 in his awesome ass it was the stupidest thread the lounge had ever seen with lurkers and guests looking on in total awe and the battle raged on for several years many members were banned, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better: Kijib a bloodstained moderator this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the site TouchArcade... this is the site TouchArcade... this is the site TouchArcade... of iDevice Games I'm working on making it into an actual song, stay tuned
In just 1 minute! Ol' KGL was bumpin' around Touch Arcade, like a box full of clowns When suddenly Hodapp popped from the back And hit KGL with sock full of crack KGL got dissed and began to fight back But didn't expect to be (still thinking)
Nice! Good lyrics, although I can see why you had trouble singing them that fast to keep in time with the music. The biggest problem seems to be your mic. What did you use to record it? Maybe holding the mic further away might reduce the crackling noise. Anyway, great effort. Kijib - maybe you'd like to put all these songs on the front page.
Imnosuperman got accused of hacks KgameLover's Class is extermely tight Rofllmfaolololol yeah right Make sure to say rofllmfaolololol exactly how it is. The amount of syllables should be 8 in it.
Yeah, he hasn't even posted on this thread for a while, let alone make kijib a mod. arn - if you are reading this, send hodapp to the naughty corner and leave him to think about his actions (or lack of). This is the reason you were born. It will guide you to enlightenment, along the journey you may fear the demons, but you MUST persist. Fear not and venture deep into the unknown. For one day, you may reach moderator status.
