"A charming, utterly addictive game you'll love from the minute you start playing." -John Bardinelli of JayIsGames.com Cafe Murder Once, Cafe Murder was the place to go for delicious sandwiches and death-defying entertainment... until one day Chef Gri… $1.99 Buy Now Watch Media DetailsOnce, Cafe Murder was the place to go for delicious sandwiches and death-defying entertainment... until one day Chef Grizzle was burned alive in the old furnace.Now it’s up to Rainy the waitress and Stabby the insane chef to restore the cafe to its former glory. Satisfy 12 unique customers- but don't let them get slaughtered!・Classic arcade action with modern, up-to-date style and features・No in-app purchases- pay ONCE and then play it ALL!・Upgrade the waitress' bazooka and the chef's gear to better serve customers・Complete the main game to access a high score mode・Hungry customers are waiting for your sandwiches!Help Cafe Murder become the three star sandwich shop it deserves to be! Information Seller: Genre:Action, Arcade, Strategy Release:May 31, 2013 Updated:Nov 30, -0001 Version: Size:0.0 TouchArcade Rating:Unrated User Rating:Unrated Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal Wooton Active Member Feb 25, 2013 29 0 0 #2 Wooton, Jun 1, 2013 I don't want to play this game. Drexiel Well-Known Member Oct 27, 2011 1,702 0 0 Commercial Diver Ponce, PR #3 Drexiel, Jun 1, 2013 what in the actual f**k? ._. zackaria99 Member Sep 30, 2008 11 0 0 Designer, Artist Georgia, USA #4 zackaria99, Jun 1, 2013 Good question. It's a world of madness. Also murder, munching, and mayhem! andsoitgoes Well-Known Member Jun 30, 2010 2,673 58 48 In a van, down by the river! #5 andsoitgoes, Jun 1, 2013 This looks like the worlds weirdest game in the whole wide world... It's free, it's small so... What the heck is another one of the umpteen games I'll possibly never play zackaria99 Member Sep 30, 2008 11 0 0 Designer, Artist Georgia, USA #6 zackaria99, Jun 1, 2013 Nice alliteration! Hope you can find some time for it- if so let me know what you think. It can be "completed" in less than 2 hours if you're fast. CygnetSeven Well-Known Member Feb 6, 2010 7,580 27 48 #7 CygnetSeven, Jun 2, 2013 A dev with a sense of humor. Sold. Not sure when I'll get to it but it does pique my interest. I'll try to leave a review when I can. zackaria99 Member Sep 30, 2008 11 0 0 Designer, Artist Georgia, USA #8 zackaria99, Jun 2, 2013 Cool, thank you! It's only free for two and a half more hours, so make sure to get a copy before it starts costing the big bucks- $1.99!! Pocketnova Well-Known Member Oct 15, 2012 2,346 0 0 #9 Pocketnova, Jun 2, 2013 Download it. Wow! This could make a creepypasta now that I think about. Thanks for the freebie! zackaria99 Member Sep 30, 2008 11 0 0 Designer, Artist Georgia, USA #10 zackaria99, Jun 2, 2013 Ooo- we should make a pasta restaurant version! Catch the sauce in the bazooka and spray it into a bowl of pasta... me likey! zackaria99 Member Sep 30, 2008 11 0 0 Designer, Artist Georgia, USA #11 zackaria99, Jun 2, 2013 Well, it is now "tomorrow" and the game costs money... sadness. But hey- it's only $1.99! (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Do you already have an account? No, create an account now. Yes, my password is: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
This looks like the worlds weirdest game in the whole wide world... It's free, it's small so... What the heck is another one of the umpteen games I'll possibly never play
Nice alliteration! Hope you can find some time for it- if so let me know what you think. It can be "completed" in less than 2 hours if you're fast.
A dev with a sense of humor. Sold. Not sure when I'll get to it but it does pique my interest. I'll try to leave a review when I can.
Cool, thank you! It's only free for two and a half more hours, so make sure to get a copy before it starts costing the big bucks- $1.99!!
Ooo- we should make a pasta restaurant version! Catch the sauce in the bazooka and spray it into a bowl of pasta... me likey!
