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  1. kijib

    kijib Well-Known Member

    Oct 4, 2009
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    I, kijib, would like to apply for a staff position on Touch Arcade.

    As an amazingly talented writer, I will specialize in satirical articles and reviews for the site. These incredibly hilarious pieces will surely be the talk of the town.

    Having me as a writer would greatly increase the popularity of the site in many ways.

    My amazing wit and lovable charm is guaranteed to attract readers and itouch gamers alike.

    People who don't even have an Apple device will visit the site because of me, bringing in more ad revenue.

    I offer my services for a highly discounted rate of $1000 a month, excluding the $100 fee per article I write, because I deeply care for my friends on the site.

    Sincerely,
    kijib
     
  2. crex

    crex Doctor of Game of the Week-ology

    Oct 18, 2010
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    I, crex, approve this resume.
     
  3. Jdragoon19

    Jdragoon19 Well-Known Member

    Nov 29, 2010
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    Humble much? :)
     
  4. swishinj

    swishinj Well-Known Member

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    I think that his talents would greatly benefit TouchArcade. $1000+ a month?!? It's a steal!!!!
     
  5. Zenkunta11

    Zenkunta11 Well-Known Member

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    Great deal! He should be charging 100k a day!
     
  6. thesharkden

    thesharkden Well-Known Member

    Jun 21, 2011
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    i didn't laugh...

    make me laugh clown
     
  7. LOLavi

    LOLavi Well-Known Member

    May 23, 2011
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    Haha, hire him :D
     
  8. drelbs

    drelbs Well-Known Member

    Jun 25, 2009
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    Didn't realize the pay was that good!

    I'll offer my services for a mere $800/mo. N/C for articles.

    Here's my resume:

    1) I've got a lot of iOS games
    2) I've written a few User Reviews in the past
    3) I'm not kijib ;)
     
  9. LOLavi

    LOLavi Well-Known Member

    May 23, 2011
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    Here's my resume:

    1) I have past experience
    2) I have no problem on removing games to make space for new ones :p
    3) I'm not kijib or drelbs ;)
    4) I'm only asking $200 a month

    But I'm not 18, so I can't even apply :p
     
  10. crex

    crex Doctor of Game of the Week-ology

    Oct 18, 2010
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    Well, as long as we are submitting resumes, here's mine:

    1) I'm crex



    That should do.
     
  11. Zenkunta11

    Zenkunta11 Well-Known Member

    Dec 14, 2011
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    Resume

    I can kill anything in skyrim in one hit

    I'm only part troll (not on this site :p)
     
  12. Danielfang7

    Danielfang7 Well-Known Member

    grant the resume!!! talent is ahead!
     
  13. drelbs

    drelbs Well-Known Member

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    I, ClaudiousDrelbs, approve of these resumes.
     

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