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Join a Clan That Matters!

04-22-2017, 07:00 AM
#1
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 1
Join a Clan That Matters!

Have you floated on the breeze like a drifting vagabond?
living in the shadow of your stepfather?
living on the hope that one day that spicy mail man, Andorran will say something this time?
living just to die?

Well worry no more because this is the clan for you if you..

recently ate an entire prepared sushi tray from the corner gas station
Have caught yourself getting more then a little comfortable spending your nights nuzzled up to a stuffed animal named after you favorite anime character
dived head first into a life long commitment of raising a child all because your too ashamed to admit your not the real father

We are accepting all onlookers, NO experience needed!!

*just make sure you don't mind winning all the time


Clan Name: Elephantdlck
06-16-2017, 02:58 AM
#2
Would love to join.