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    • Announcing ClockRocket's Shotgun Granny and slogan contest!

    Discussion in 'Promo Codes and Contests' started by ClockRocket, Aug 27, 2009.

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    1. ClockRocket

      ClockRocket Well-Known Member

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      #1 ClockRocket, Aug 27, 2009
      The UFO invasion is about to get Granny-stomped!

      ​

      SPECIAL PROMOTION!

      We are looking for a new catch phrase. We currently are using:

      "With great age, comes great responsibility"

      After watching the video, if you can come up with something better then please post it in this thread.

      We will choose a winner in 24 hours. Winner receives promo codes to AstroBlast and Dreadmill, as well as one for Shotgun Granny when it becomes available.

      Thank you and good luck!
       
    2. eggzbacon

      eggzbacon Well-Known Member

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      #2 eggzbacon, Aug 27, 2009
      "Back in my age, they used powder instead of bullets"
       
    3. Squirt Reynolds

      Squirt Reynolds Well-Known Member

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      #3 Squirt Reynolds, Aug 27, 2009
      "Roll up your moo moo, and fasten your dentures, 'cause you got some aliens to kill."
       
    4. NotYou

      NotYou Well-Known Member

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      #4 NotYou, Aug 27, 2009
      "So, you think you got the yarn balls to stop a UFO invasion?"
      or
      "Osteoporosis, twelve grandchildren, and yarn balls the size of watermellons!"
       
    5. drelbs

      drelbs Well-Known Member

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      #5 drelbs, Aug 27, 2009
      "Time to show them new-fangled flyin' machines what Granny's made of!"
       
    6. eggzbacon

      eggzbacon Well-Known Member

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      #6 eggzbacon, Aug 27, 2009
      "Old people these days"
       
    7. aricall

      aricall Well-Known Member

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      #7 aricall, Aug 27, 2009
      "Wheres the bullets?"
       
    8. WoundedSoldier

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      #8 WoundedSoldier, Aug 27, 2009
      "This is my BOOM stick"
       
    9. zlibd

      zlibd Well-Known Member

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      #9 zlibd, Aug 27, 2009
      "this ain't your grandmother's alien invasion"

      "and they say the old woman who lived in a shoe had it bad"
       
    10. Weebler

      Weebler Well-Known Member

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      #10 Weebler, Aug 28, 2009
      And you thought getting kids off your property was hard.
       
    11. Devilishly Good

      Devilishly Good Well-Known Member

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      #11 Devilishly Good, Aug 28, 2009
      Git ma shotgun Pa, there's aliens in the cornfield again.
       
    12. Weebler

      Weebler Well-Known Member

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      #12 Weebler, Aug 28, 2009
      Granny's got the knitting kneedle for this invasion.
       
    13. xFinch713x

      xFinch713x Well-Known Member

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      #13 xFinch713x, Aug 28, 2009
      "Granny's just about had enough of these young wipper-snappers..."

      maybe another later. still thinking :p
       
    14. DOG87

      DOG87 Well-Known Member

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      #14 DOG87, Aug 28, 2009
      Back when I was young we didn't have this fancy modern flying plates.
       
    15. zlibd

      zlibd Well-Known Member

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      #15 zlibd, Aug 28, 2009
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      Kickin' Butt and Forgettin' Names

      Armed to the dentures

      Alien invaders can kiss her grits
       
    16. pharmx

      pharmx Well-Known Member

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      #16 pharmx, Aug 28, 2009
      "Grandma, what big guns you have!"...."The better to shoot with, dear"
       
    17. twilightknight

      twilightknight Well-Known Member

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      #17 twilightknight, Aug 28, 2009
      Think ya got the guts to stop an full scale alien invasion, WHEN YOU'RE AN OLD GRANDMA?
       
    18. zlibd

      zlibd Well-Known Member

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      #18 zlibd, Aug 28, 2009
      feel the wraith of cane
       
    19. JCik68

      JCik68 Well-Known Member

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      #19 JCik68, Aug 28, 2009
      Last edited: Aug 28, 2009
      oki, I know this is phrase contest, but couldnt help myself... I can clearly imagine this in that teaser as well :D

      she may be old...
      she may have no teeth...
      but she would make scraps
      from the alien fleet

      Shotgun Granny!
      ....
      NOW in your AppStore!

      or

      she may be senile...
      she may be old...
      but her bloodlust
      and aim are gold

      Shotgun Granny!
      ....
      NOW in your AppStore!

      or

      she may be old...
      she may wear glasses...
      but no one kicks better
      filthy alien asses

      Shotgun Granny!
      ....
      NOW in your AppStore!
       
    20. pharmx

      pharmx Well-Known Member

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      #20 pharmx, Aug 28, 2009
      "Don't worry kid, she's got a spare box of Depends in case you need it"

      or an alternate version:

      "Don't worry kid, she's got your Depends right here"
       
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