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Elf (by Matmi) promo giveaway

12-04-2009, 06:59 AM
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Elf (by Matmi) promo giveaway

Hi

Today I have 10 promo codes for ELF to giveaway.

I am very stressed today and need a laugh, so whoever can make me laugh the most will get a promo code.

I have ten to give away.

Try and keep the jokes festive (elf jokes even better) and please post on the forum so everyone can read

Cheers

Jeff

http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=35109
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12-04-2009, 07:03 AM
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O.K i'll give it a go,but these aren't that good

One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!

12-04-2009, 07:10 AM
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Do they have to be original jokes? :P

I'm not that creative...

Plus+: MiniMe ~ OF: Problem ~ Gameloft: Change ~ AGON: Negamaki
12-04-2009, 08:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Negamaki View Post
Do they have to be original jokes? :P

I'm not that creative...

They do not have to be original, just jokes I will never of heard before
12-04-2009, 09:50 AM
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ways to get kicked out of walmart=
- run around the aisles with a paintball gun
- take the bottom can from a huge pyramid of canned foods
- dash through the aisles pushing a cart humming the mission impossible soundtrack
- start a food fight
- set off all of the try me buttons on toys at the same time
-buy a chocolate bar, eat it, go back to the same cashier, buy a chocolate bar, eat it, go back to the same cashier, buy a chocolate bar, eat it, go back to the same cashier, buy a chocolate bar, eat it, and so on
hope i made you chuckle! hope i get a code!
12-04-2009, 10:00 AM
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Joined: Jun 2009
Location: Washington State
Posts: 1,185
OK...here's one.

Sorry, i dont know how to embed. If thre's a Mod out there, please fix for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVym2GCvs8U
12-04-2009, 10:06 AM
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How long should an Elf's legs be?

Just long enough to reach the ground.


What is a rich Elf called?

Welfy.


How many Elfs does it take to change a light bulb?

10. One elf to change the bulb and nine others to stand on.
12-04-2009, 10:33 AM
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Posts: 211
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!
12-04-2009, 10:59 AM
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Three Elves were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first Elf said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second Elf said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third Elf said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The Elves were still arguing when the Dwarf train hit them.
12-04-2009, 10:59 AM
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Posts: 11,068
What do you say to an angry witch?

"Ribbit."

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Squids!?

Worst idea ever!