Burt Destruction Burt Destruction is an action packed side scrolling platformer. Join Burt against the evil Yeti, as he goes out on a kil… Free Buy Now Watch Media DetailsBurt Destruction is an action packed side scrolling platformer. Join Burt against the evil Yeti, as he goes out on a killing spree, stomping on ugly wicked manimals, punching down fat fairies and beating the evil Yeti who has obnoxious plans to use a ray gun to turn the entire world into hairy beasts and monsters. The more wicked the beast will go; the more bold Burt will grow.Burt Destruction is a free to download 4 star rating adventure game with 0.5 million downloads on iOS.FEATURES OF THIS PLATFORMER:§ Fully animated cinematics to guide you through Burt's epic adventure.§ Awesome Platformer Action with simple and intuitive controls.§ In-game tutorials at each step§ Innovative wicked creatures and hilarious voice overs§ Upgrade your character with power-ups and allies to unleash even more destruction!§ Hidden Artifacts, missions and fights on the intense Difficulty Modes§ Unlock Crazy Costumes and play as Ninja Burt, Zombie Burt, or Cupid Burt!More:The little dynamite Burt will chase Dr. Dodo’s vision to stop Yeti’s wicked plan of domination. Will the world turn out to be hairy as the evil dominator Yeti wishes or will it be BURT who will be the ultimate champion? Mind it, the chase for survival is not as easy when Evil Yeti is full of rage. Watch out Yeti and his wicked troops conspiring against Burt and his ally Big foot. The ultimate tally of rage and anger compounds the essential characteristic of Burt with the power destruction gene. The giant Burt can dodge any beast with his power pack punch. Big foot: Burt’s ally of all time enfolds some of the most amazing fun. Burt with Big foot will flip Yeti and his wicked world upside down. Jump into the bold and crazy world of Burt, Burt Destruction takes you through an adventurous journey of good, bad, wicked and evil. Crush evil enemies and fight for your survival with thrilling animated sequences and the popular big Burt smack. Dodge the manimals, chase your goal and sprint through this roller-coaster life of Burt. And during this rage-filled journey, Burt’s allies - Bigfoot and Dr. Dodo, swoop in for some bold and dynamite action, causing a little destruction of their own. Witness how Burt sprints over Yeti’s vision to be an evil wicked dominator.What you must know!If you have spent your childhood going gaga over platformers like Yoshi's Island, Pacman, Donkey Kong, Giana Sisters, Girby, Lode Runner, Contra and more, then Burt Destruction is a platformer game that you will vouch for! Information Seller: Genre:Action, Adventure Release:Feb 13, 2013 Updated:Nov 30, -0001 Version: Size:0.0 TouchArcade Rating:Unrated User Rating:Unrated Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal oooooomonkey Well-Known Member Jan 15, 2011 6,307 0 0 Forge World #2 oooooomonkey, Feb 19, 2013 Didn't this just come out this week? Exact-Psience Well-Known Member Jan 12, 2012 22,664 2 38 The Work-At-Home Guy Philippines #3 Exact-Psience, Feb 19, 2013 Yup... metalcasket Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze May 24, 2010 11,064 1,340 113 Deepest Circle, Hel #4 metalcasket, Feb 19, 2013 From being featured by Apple to free in a week. Wow. :/ Greyskull Well-Known Member Dec 13, 2009 5,588 1 38 Photographer/Social Sciences adjunct/sweet sweet l Fort Lauderdale #5 Greyskull, Feb 19, 2013 The description says that it's free to commemorate its one week anniversary on the appstore. On Friday I will have been single for one week. What should I offer? Exact-Psience Well-Known Member Jan 12, 2012 22,664 2 38 The Work-At-Home Guy Philippines #6 Exact-Psience, Feb 19, 2013 Wow... that's... deep. Drummerboycroy Well-Known Member Apr 2, 2012 4,172 0 36 Clinician Maine! #7 Drummerboycroy, Feb 19, 2013 So, to ask the obvious question (well, OK, one of them), is the game good? Great? Meh? DBC bramblett05 Well-Known Member Aug 29, 2012 5,682 0 0 #8 bramblett05, Feb 19, 2013 Your soul? Iap investments? Greyskull Well-Known Member Dec 13, 2009 5,588 1 38 Photographer/Social Sciences adjunct/sweet sweet l Fort Lauderdale #9 Greyskull, Feb 19, 2013 I was thinking more along the line of free lap rides, but that would be more than a little bit self-serving. SporadicMovement Well-Known Member Oct 24, 2012 50 0 0 #10 SporadicMovement, Feb 19, 2013 Then back to .99 next week Connector Well-Known Member May 6, 2012 15,512 1 0 In the Chatroom http://thechatroom.freeforums.net/ #11 Connector, Feb 19, 2013 Your panties? Or did Wimp come by and steal them like he did mine? Connector Well-Known Member May 6, 2012 15,512 1 0 In the Chatroom http://thechatroom.freeforums.net/ #12 Connector, Feb 19, 2013 Is it worth my buck, errrrr... Meant free? Kind of getting a funny feeling since no one has mentioned getting early adopter blues, that it didn't sell well. AnarKitty Well-Known Member Oct 10, 2010 3,654 0 0 Minneapolis, USA #13 AnarKitty, Feb 19, 2013 Write a song celebrating your freedom, and offer it free for a limited time. Connector Well-Known Member May 6, 2012 15,512 1 0 In the Chatroom http://thechatroom.freeforums.net/ #14 Connector, Feb 19, 2013 I like that idea, I could help too, if needed. Downloading.. repapermunky Well-Known Member Aug 29, 2012 624 0 0 #15 repapermunky, Feb 19, 2013 I thought the story/cutscene in the game was quirky but entertaining when I first looked at the preview videos. They also showed gameplay as well, and I have to say, it's just what I expected from what they showed. So you're not getting tricked or anything. I guess people prefer those fast speed runners over something with challenging obstacles; however I haven't played too much of it yet, so I can't say whether I like it or not. But I can say, it's not horrible, and it could definitely be much worse. Just okay. @Greyskull, I can't tell whether you're upset or happy, cause that stuff could make a man go mad. Keep your chin up man. /end true cliche Connector Well-Known Member May 6, 2012 15,512 1 0 In the Chatroom http://thechatroom.freeforums.net/ #16 Connector, Feb 19, 2013 Yeah, the cutscenes are hilarious, this game is well worth downloading them just to see them. The game itself is just ok, an endless runner screenshot from my new ipad attached. A good "Lockedz" game for sure. Greyskull, come spend some more time with us, we always appreciate your humour, and Good looks. Attached Files: image.jpg File size: 216.4 KB Views: 5 Drummerboycroy Well-Known Member Apr 2, 2012 4,172 0 36 Clinician Maine! #17 Drummerboycroy, Feb 20, 2013 So it's kind of like a "slow runner?" Meh, I'll check it out. Thanks for the imps! DBC Psiufoxx Well-Known Member May 25, 2011 421 0 16 sustainability consulting paris (yeah, the one in france) #18 Psiufoxx, Feb 20, 2013 Lockedz! Connector Well-Known Member May 6, 2012 15,512 1 0 In the Chatroom http://thechatroom.freeforums.net/ #19 Connector, Feb 20, 2013 And Loaded... Now Deleted... Sigh... (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Do you already have an account? No, create an account now. Yes, my password is: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
The description says that it's free to commemorate its one week anniversary on the appstore. On Friday I will have been single for one week. What should I offer?
I was thinking more along the line of free lap rides, but that would be more than a little bit self-serving.
Is it worth my buck, errrrr... Meant free? Kind of getting a funny feeling since no one has mentioned getting early adopter blues, that it didn't sell well.
I thought the story/cutscene in the game was quirky but entertaining when I first looked at the preview videos. They also showed gameplay as well, and I have to say, it's just what I expected from what they showed. So you're not getting tricked or anything. I guess people prefer those fast speed runners over something with challenging obstacles; however I haven't played too much of it yet, so I can't say whether I like it or not. But I can say, it's not horrible, and it could definitely be much worse. Just okay. @Greyskull, I can't tell whether you're upset or happy, cause that stuff could make a man go mad. Keep your chin up man. /end true cliche
Yeah, the cutscenes are hilarious, this game is well worth downloading them just to see them. The game itself is just ok, an endless runner screenshot from my new ipad attached. A good "Lockedz" game for sure. Greyskull, come spend some more time with us, we always appreciate your humour, and Good looks.