• Publisher: Jacque Rabie
  • Genre: Racing
  • Device: Universal
  • Size: 30.8 MB
  • Version: 2.0.0
  • Price: Free
  • Average User Rating:
    Not enough votes.
App description: AFTER SOMEHOW SELLING OVER A THOUSAND COPIES OF THIS TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE GAME, WE DECIDED TO STOP SCAMMING PEOPLE AND MAKE IT FREE TO PLAY AND AD FREE!

Are you tired of losing in games?
Are you tired of never getting a high score?
Are you tired of being an overweight 36 year old regretting his life choices?
Or maybe you are tired of life?

Then POSSIBLE ROAD is for you!

Possible Road is a game with no objective, powered by the powerful Unity 3D engine and Console Quality Graphics. Just roll, tap either side of the screen to move, and rack up points by doing absolutely nothing. Or intentionally lose by falling off, it's your call pal.

"If I was tied to a chair, gasping for air, with only two minutes left to live, I would play Possible Road" -Anonymous

"Zach Randolph is the best PowerFoward in the game today. Oh, the game? It's okay I guess." -Ryan ZBO

"This game, this game is good," -Noah M.

"This app is the best investment I have made since buying Apple stocks in 2003." -Thomas G.

But why trust all these raving reviews from completely creditable and reliable people? Try it for yourself right now! Just click that button and type in your password. Right now, yes, right now.

Created by Zak Takowsky and Jacque Rabie
02-12-2014, 06:24 PM
#11
Don't feed this troll. The dev of Impossible Road just released a big update with improved physics and the game is even better now.
02-12-2014, 06:30 PM
#12
I love Impossible Road and play it quite regularly... Havent beaten 51 (my highest score) yet.. Is a twitchy hardcore simple perfect arcade fun little game.

This one seems like the opposite version, I would like to see a video to see that description in action... Sanuku?
02-12-2014, 07:37 PM
#13
Joined: Feb 2012
Location: Baltimore, MD
Posts: 266
The person who brought up that 130 dollar app- I think you missed the point. That price is part of the joke. He'll, look at the screenshots of gyrogun, decent graphics...lol.
02-12-2014, 08:24 PM
#14
This game is easier with a controller..
02-12-2014, 10:05 PM
#15
Quote:
Originally Posted by ttocs View Post
The person who brought up that 130 dollar app- I think you missed the point. That price is part of the joke. He'll, look at the screenshots of gyrogun, decent graphics...lol.
Ahaha I actually died laughing! "I've you've read this far, don't buy the app, I don't know how it got accepted, possibly out of pity." "Score new high scores to earn prizes such as: nothing!" "Stunning instructions" omg if you guys haven't read that, you gotta, it's worth it!
02-14-2014, 03:15 PM
#16
Oh my god... The descriptions/screenshots of all his games are hilarious >.<

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