App description: One of the most popular games on other devices over the last month now available in the App Store.

#1 App in Overall Games in 2 countries
# 1 App in Arcade games in 2 countries
Top 5 Overall Game in 5 Countries
Top 5 Arcade game in 19 countries
Top 10 Overall Game in 13 countries
Top 10 Arcade Game in 23 Countries
Top 5 Overall app in 1 country
Top 10 Overall app in 2 countries

Help Average Joe and his friends (The Mailman, The Cable Guy, The Athlete and the IronPants Tech Geek) in their race for reproduction. Use your speed and stamina to reach the egg before dying and killing off mankind. Ok, so maybe that is a little dramatic, but this is one fast paced racing game that you don't want to miss.

Be careful along the way, you may run into some obstacles that can slow you down or decrease some of your stamina.

The game takes a skilled master to meneuver their way to reach the egg.

* 36 levels to choose from with increasing difficulty.
* 5 Different characters
* Obstacles
* Power Ups - Increase Speed, Increase Stamina, Invincibility
* Collect Coins along the way
* Leaderboards and Achievements

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03-12-2014, 03:53 AM
Originally Posted by J Cousteau View Post
Hmm ill give it a shot

Ok impressions: its really good in short bursts, I can't really play longer than a few minutes before I'm finished. After a few hours though, I find myself coming back for more.
A true hardcore game.
03-12-2014, 04:22 AM
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: Forge World
Posts: 6,310
Maybe a spin off game fappy journey
03-12-2014, 01:17 PM
This game just makes me feel depressed when I masturbate.
I didn't know sperm had such cute eyes!
03-16-2014, 01:20 PM
The game is doing well in the uk charts. Currently #6 position.

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