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Announcing ClockRocket's Shotgun Granny and slogan contest!

08-27-2009, 02:15 PM
#1
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 75
Announcing ClockRocket's Shotgun Granny and slogan contest!

The UFO invasion is about to get Granny-stomped!


Youtube link | Pop Up

SPECIAL PROMOTION!

We are looking for a new catch phrase. We currently are using:

"With great age, comes great responsibility"

After watching the video, if you can come up with something better then please post it in this thread.

We will choose a winner in 24 hours. Winner receives promo codes to AstroBlast and Dreadmill, as well as one for Shotgun Granny when it becomes available.

Thank you and good luck!
08-27-2009, 02:24 PM
#2
Joined: May 2009
Location: The Golden State
Posts: 5,809
"Back in my age, they used powder instead of bullets"

Add me on Steam for TF2: eggzbacon

08-27-2009, 02:40 PM
#3
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: California
Posts: 1,332
"Roll up your moo moo, and fasten your dentures, 'cause you got some aliens to kill."

Two guys walked into a bar. You think they would've seen it or something.
08-27-2009, 02:42 PM
#4
Joined: Sep 2008
Location: Colorado
Posts: 2,654
"So, you think you got the yarn balls to stop a UFO invasion?"
or
"Osteoporosis, twelve grandchildren, and yarn balls the size of watermellons!"

GameCenter: NotYou_ver1.0
08-27-2009, 02:49 PM
#5
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 10,966
"Time to show them new-fangled flyin' machines what Granny's made of!"

Quote:
Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post
Squids!?

Worst idea ever!
08-27-2009, 03:00 PM
#6
Joined: May 2009
Location: The Golden State
Posts: 5,809
"Old people these days"

Add me on Steam for TF2: eggzbacon
08-27-2009, 03:27 PM
#7
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 206
"Wheres the bullets?"
08-27-2009, 03:33 PM
#8
Joined: May 2009
Location: Golden, Colorado
Posts: 10
"This is my BOOM stick"
08-27-2009, 03:54 PM
#9
Joined: Jul 2009
Location: New York
Posts: 324
"this ain't your grandmother's alien invasion"

"and they say the old woman who lived in a shoe had it bad"
08-27-2009, 06:06 PM
#10
Joined: Aug 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 458
And you thought getting kids off your property was hard.

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