Wait... Is it out? There was an iTunes link in the review, but it doesn't take me anywhere. Was it just a place holder? Edit: just read that it soft launched in au. I actually really want it. It is a paid game, so I didn't really expect a soft launch TBH.
Why give us a scaled down legit Hitman game or even a port with regular controls and mechanics, when they can give us a random crappy minigame that has nothing to do with the Hitman lore and just superimpose the name "Hitman" with some chewed bubble gum on top, to cash in on the franchise's name? That's the way to go!