The great TA forum story

Then Ninjackid and Connector started throwing chickens at each other in a Dead Trigger-related feud.

 

But the chickens weren't ordinary chickens, they were iChickens (by Apple), plotting world domination.

 

The iChickens were equiped with heat seeking bullets that turned any human they hit into a blood thirst zombie.

 

Needless to say, both ninjackid and Connector were turned into zombies... who now had a fetish for chickens...

 

As zombies they plotted together to turn earth into a giant time machine that would travel through galaxies and destroy everything pure and beautiful in existence.

 

a large meteorite hit the Earth leaving everything destroyed, except for one little...

 

Kitten named Mr. Cuddles. He always wore a top hat and an eyeglass. He took shelter in an underground bunker. After the meteorite hit he...

 

...litter box, scattering litter everywhere, Mr. Cuddles suddenly realized he needed to pee - badly.

 

He went to the bathroom, then decided to make a low budget documentary about living on a deserted planet. He phoned his friend...

 

His piss stream was so powerful it wiped out all life in an alternative universe.

 

Somehow the piss had some secret radioactive fluid in it, immortal zombies Connector and Ninjackid arose from the ashes...

 

JBRUU, ever the intrepid zombie slayer, deftly disposes of the two menaces to society, who, in their last agonized cries, say...

 

"I'm your son..."

 

Then JBRUU cries because he killed his sons, and can only feel better by

 

Eating two massive chocolate cakes!

 

But Jbruu forgets, that Zombies never die, they just get reborn again, Ninjackid and Connector are really mad, so they...

 

Begin to chomp off their own arms, as hunger has come upon them and no human meat is in sight. JBRUU appears with the zombie-curing potion and...

 

Pours it over himself! Plot twist: JBRUU was actually a zombie himself! So then,

 

Ninjackid zooms forward with the speed of a cockroach, his towering 2’8" frame lunging towards the remaining few drops in the discarded bottle. He grabs it and...