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Worst non-existing games and game ideas

03-11-2014, 04:18 PM
#11
What's that?
03-11-2014, 08:50 PM
#12
Quote:
Originally Posted by DannyTheElite View Post
Flappy Bird?
Guys I think he was kidding...

03-11-2014, 11:05 PM
#13
Joined: Dec 2013
Location: United States
Posts: 2,027
Promo Prize Capture

You are given a set of numbers. Let's say 50. Sometimes only 10. Always random.
You play against double the players. Ie: 10 codes, 20
People. 50 codes, 100 people. Only 1 or 2 codes work. You have to keep copying the codes 1 by 1 into a little box. Try to be the 1st to get a working code because, only 1 or 2 of the codes will actually work. If you manage a working code, you get a prize.
The prize is the unlock of the rest of the game.

The rest of the game..... 100's of pop up ads that you have to race to find the hidden x to stop each one from taking you to another game which in turn means you are out.

Of course, if you want to continue the game without starting from the beginning, there is an IAP of only $5.99 which is good for 24 hours.

Looking for Beta Testers!
All beta testers will get the finished game for free (IAPs not included) and you'll get to name a set of numbers of your very own for game play.
Later, well have a contest to see who can reach 3 million points in 1day. Winners will receive a free ITunes gift card. Value of gift card: $1.00!! (One dollar)

Be sure to tell everyone about the contest. Oh, looking for a good review as well.

LOL!!!

Last edited by Lavender; 03-11-2014 at 11:11 PM.
03-12-2014, 12:14 AM
#14
Joined: Jan 2012
Location: Philippines
Posts: 19,693
Oh my. They didnt get it. +1 for JCho!

Exact-Psience My 2014 Top 10 Games of the Year: Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, Hearthstone, VVVVVV, Battleheart Legacy, Wayward Souls, Bug Heroes 2, Powerpuff Girls Defenders of Townsville, Deep Loot, Monument Valley, Bioshock Honorable Mentions: Traps N Gemstones, Bardbarian, Goblin Sword
03-12-2014, 12:18 AM
#15
Joined: Jan 2012
Location: Philippines
Posts: 19,693
How about this:

Title: Alone in the Desert

Control schemes: Tap-to-move, vstick

Gameplay:

Choose your character from 15 classes and 8 races. Customize stats, skills and perks.

Open world.

World is a vast desert. Takes 4 hours (realtime) to walk from one end of the world, to the other end. That huge.

Beautiful 3D graphics of desert, but only sand and sandstorms. There is totally nothing else in the game, not an enemy not even other background elements (that means no oasis, no cacti, no etc.) JUST SAND.

All you do is roam around in an open world wasteland.

You dont have any buttons, nor do you have any GUI.

AND THERE'S NO QUIT BUTTON.

That's it.

Exact-Psience My 2014 Top 10 Games of the Year: Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, Hearthstone, VVVVVV, Battleheart Legacy, Wayward Souls, Bug Heroes 2, Powerpuff Girls Defenders of Townsville, Deep Loot, Monument Valley, Bioshock Honorable Mentions: Traps N Gemstones, Bardbarian, Goblin Sword
03-12-2014, 01:01 AM
#16
Joined: May 2012
Location: USA
Posts: 2,081
WiFi Password Assault

Using only your new Golden iPhone 5S, can you guess your neighbor's password before he turns it off and goes to sleep?

- Photo-realistic iPhone 5S menus derived from the latest iOS 7 firmware!
- Not jailbroken! Totally legit!
- Time passes as fast as in real life! Exhilarating!
- Actual recordings of neighborhood ambiance to soothe your mind as you work your way into his router. Best played with earphones for total immersion!
- Facebook integration once you've discovered the password! Brag all about your achievement!
- In-app purchases available for skins: iOS 7 black keyboard edition and iOS 6 Glossy(TM)
- Game Center leaderboards and achievements

Game Center/Steam/PSN: Echoen
How to: embed [youtube] vids | Using [AppInfo]
My Youtube channel
03-12-2014, 02:55 AM
#17
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lavender View Post
Promo Prize Capture

You are given a set of numbers. Let's say 50. Sometimes only 10. Always random.
You play against double the players. Ie: 10 codes, 20
People. 50 codes, 100 people. Only 1 or 2 codes work. You have to keep copying the codes 1 by 1 into a little box. Try to be the 1st to get a working code because, only 1 or 2 of the codes will actually work. If you manage a working code, you get a prize.
The prize is the unlock of the rest of the game.

The rest of the game..... 100's of pop up ads that you have to race to find the hidden x to stop each one from taking you to another game which in turn means you are out.

Of course, if you want to continue the game without starting from the beginning, there is an IAP of only $5.99 which is good for 24 hours.

Looking for Beta Testers!
All beta testers will get the finished game for free (IAPs not included) and you'll get to name a set of numbers of your very own for game play.
Later, well have a contest to see who can reach 3 million points in 1day. Winners will receive a free ITunes gift card. Value of gift card: $1.00!! (One dollar)

Be sure to tell everyone about the contest. Oh, looking for a good review as well.

LOL!!!
I think you didnt read the assignment.. 'non-existing games and game ideas ' Your idea got an all to familiar ring to it...
03-12-2014, 09:03 AM
#18
Joined: Dec 2013
Location: United States
Posts: 2,027
Quote:
Originally Posted by expleo View Post
I think you didnt read the assignment.. 'non-existing games and game ideas ' Your idea got an all to familiar ring to it...
Aw wow.... I guess my 'non-existing' game idea won't be as popular as I want it to be. And darn... I thought I could thousands of dollars! He he

I might change the name to 'sarcasm.'
03-12-2014, 09:27 AM
#19
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lavender View Post
Promo Prize Capture

You are given a set of numbers. Let's say 50. Sometimes only 10. Always random.
You play against double the players. Ie: 10 codes, 20
People. 50 codes, 100 people. Only 1 or 2 codes work. You have to keep copying the codes 1 by 1 into a little box. Try to be the 1st to get a working code because, only 1 or 2 of the codes will actually work. If you manage a working code, you get a prize.
The prize is the unlock of the rest of the game.

The rest of the game..... 100's of pop up ads that you have to race to find the hidden x to stop each one from taking you to another game which in turn means you are out.

Of course, if you want to continue the game without starting from the beginning, there is an IAP of only $5.99 which is good for 24 hours.

Looking for Beta Testers!
All beta testers will get the finished game for free (IAPs not included) and you'll get to name a set of numbers of your very own for game play.
Later, well have a contest to see who can reach 3 million points in 1day. Winners will receive a free ITunes gift card. Value of gift card: $1.00!! (One dollar)

Be sure to tell everyone about the contest. Oh, looking for a good review as well.

LOL!!!
If each code does not contain at least 100 digits the game will get boring way too fast.
03-15-2014, 08:35 AM
#20
Quote:
Originally Posted by coolpepper43 View Post
If each code does not contain at least 100 digits the game will get boring way too fast.
That's the point, lol.