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Distant Shore Conversations

02-04-2009, 09:07 AM
#1
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: Beijing, CHina
Posts: 34
Distant Shore Conversations

The funny, the smart, the meaningful, and the crude. What have you said to random people across the world? What have they said back? Post here!

Wow, this app... Man it's bad. *Deleted*
02-04-2009, 09:24 AM
#2
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 208
what? I don't get this thread? And how is it iPhone/iPod relevant?

02-04-2009, 09:27 AM
#3
Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 215
Quote:
Originally Posted by VWXYZ View Post
what? I don't get this thread? And how is it iPhone/iPod relevant?
Distant Shore is an app.
02-04-2009, 09:28 AM
#4
Joined: Jan 2009
Location: somewhere
Posts: 1,823
Quote:
Originally Posted by VWXYZ View Post
what? I don't get this thread? And how is it iPhone/iPod relevant?
in this game you send a message in the bottle to people all around the world. so here is the place where you can share your posts to them, and theirs replies. very cool thread, unfortunately i don't have the game.
02-04-2009, 10:22 AM
#5
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 894
My message: "Dear Diary, this is the third time I'm trying to reach out to someone. I wonder if anyone still exists. It gets kind of lonely after seeing big explosions all across the world. Even if I do have three arms."

The reply: "Three arms? Well, I don't need a torch now that I glow in the dark."

ROFL!!!!
02-04-2009, 10:23 AM
#6
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 894
My message: "Lets see how far I can throw this....."
The reply: "Hey, you almost hit me!!!!"
My reply: "Curses... can't believe I missed......."
02-04-2009, 10:23 AM
#7
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 894
The message received: "Hi, I'm looking for an online job. I have a degree on Telecommunication and Networks. I have experience on Wed Design and Windows Programming for about two years on my own company. If you're interested on a cheaper but not less quality solution, send me a mail at... <email address removed>"

My reply: "You've come to the wrong island. Go back the way you came and take the third island right. Go straight for 300 miles, mind the 30m high waves, and then turn left. When you get to the caves, you know you went wrong along the way so start again."

He replied back: "Good one."
02-04-2009, 10:24 AM
#8
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 894
From Nate5911:

I got one that said "dhoiahdfasdf"
I replied "What?"
They said "Sorry about that I tripped and fell of my keyboard"
02-04-2009, 10:25 AM
#9
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 894
Received msg: "Why is there no rum in this bottle?"
My reply: "<burp!> sowwie! "
His reply: "Ahhg me rum!"
My reply: "Damn fine stuff I tell ya. The company whose making these bottles of rum are making a mint. I've collected like 15 of em already. A little turtle told me it's the Blimp Pilots."
His reply: "Who flies a blimp while drunk?!"
My reply: "The Blimp Pilots. Obviously."
02-04-2009, 10:27 AM
#10
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 894
From CoconutBowling:

Me: Hi, I'm coconutbowling

...still no response