Originally Posted by undeadcow
Thanks to EverPlay for the early release promo code contest and any consideration of these suggestions:
"Congratulations. You're only one voodoo resurrection away from the next trendy zombie game."
"Video game escapism fails again."
"...And I'm all out of bubble gum." (They Live reference)
"We thought after 264 deaths you've have given up by now."
"Insert 2 credits to continue."
"Death becomes you."
"We admitted that we were powerless over 1001 Attempts, that our lives had become unmanageable" (Alcoholic Anonymous reference)
"Head first into the rabbit hole." (Alice in Wonderland reference)
"You are the weakest link" (cheap Who Wants to Be a Millionaire reference)
"Reincarnating into a bowl of petunias" (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference)
"The grim breath of death consumes you."
"Karma's a harsh mistress."
"Hair of the dog that bit you."
"Next time chose the blue pill" (The Matrix reference)
"Don't go into the light." (Poltergeist reference)
"Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear."
"Fatality!" (Mortal Kombat reference)
"Didn't Mom ever tell you not to play with firecrackers" (Space Quest reference)
"Here lies Joe, cursed with fat fingers."
"Foiled again by cheap pixels."
"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try." (Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back / Yoda reference)
"If you fail at video games; there's always reality."
"Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Disabled" (Contra reference)
"We recommend you play with both hands next time."
"Send more paramedics" (Return of the Living Dead reference)
Wow, thats a lot of suggestions. We'll need to go through these now. UGH, who likes reading, amirite?