Sacrifice virgins in... 'Krakatoa Jr.' arcade mini game!

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  1. EFC

    EFC Well-Known Member

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    #1 EFC, Aug 18, 2009
    Last edited: Aug 30, 2009
    Krakatoa Jr Is a 3D mini game, arcade obstacle course style all about sacrificing as many followers from your tribes conga line of young virgins to a volcano god.... the games namesake as you can.
    its a little bit benny hill if you remember him... but less smutty..and with sprites and bongo's

    you control the tribes elder taking the followers to the altar for sacrifice avoiding boulders and lava through 10 levels of frantic volcanic nonsense.

    appstore link to Krakatoa Jr

    Online Demo available to play here

    Heres a promo video for you to check out:-



    Just submitted to the app store so fingers crossed.. 3 weeks ish.
    99c/59p like a can of coke. except it refreshes your mind.

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    Thanks for looking.
    sorry if ive offended your virginity kids... wasnt my intention. be proud of it.

    Robin.
    Every Frame Counts Ltd.
    www.krakatoajr.com
     
  2. yourofl10

    yourofl10 Well-Known Member

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    Wow first off I'll be truthful but it might sound mean but here it goes. The game looks really dumb and has a dumb concept imo.

    And what if you were one of those virgins?

    Anyways, I wish you the best of luck. No hard feelings.
     
  3. Brazilian Rider

    Brazilian Rider Well-Known Member

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    I need gameplay to base my judgement on the game.

    And are you really complaining about sacrificing FAKE, NOT REAL virgins and then asking us how we would feel if we were in that app? That's a fail IMO...
     
  4. thepoisonivy

    thepoisonivy Well-Known Member

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    I think the concept sounds hillarious personally. It proves you can make a game out of anything. Might pick this one up when it comes out although with the whole sacraficing virgins idea i think your gonna get a parental rating and its gonna take longer than 3 weeks for them to ok this one.
     
  5. fahdiz

    fahdiz Active Member

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    OMG what if you were one of the Furries from Minigore!!!:eek:
     
  6. EFC

    EFC Well-Known Member

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    yeah ... ok you got me.. no real virgins were hurt during the making of this game.
    R.
     
  7. sam the lion

    sam the lion Well-Known Member

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    well at least, before being blasted, they probably had some furry fun
     
  8. le'deuche123

    le'deuche123 Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry he's just one of the local 10 yr olds that roam this forum. His opinion really shouldn't hold too much weight. The game sounds great. Although I could never sacrifice a virgin. A shrivled whore yes, but a virgin...nah. Try making a shrivled whore mode and I'll pick this up for sure:)
     
  9. Will090

    Will090 Well-Known Member

    lmao, but there would be no value in that sacrifice :p
     
  10. Brazilian Rider

    Brazilian Rider Well-Known Member

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    True that. If there was supposed to be no value in the sacrifice we would just sacrifice Hodapp instead :rolleyes:

    Just kidding.
     
  11. Devilishly Good

    Devilishly Good Well-Known Member

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    that video had me laughing
     
  12. coolestk!d

    coolestk!d Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, but how serious you were made me laugh...
     
  13. EFC

    EFC Well-Known Member

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    vid of level 3 and 6 on itouch



    heres a few minutes of a couple of levels... its a bit of a shitty cap sry.. ill try and get something clearer sorted out ... but this should show you how the touch works.. though people have been playing it different ways.. some draw lines a lot.. some stick there finger right on the elders noggin and drag.. i use a mix..like on the vid.. it feels satisfying to wiggle your conga line around and swerve through boulders... i think the next update could use an accelerometered play option. ill look into it.
     
  14. skyye06

    skyye06 Well-Known Member

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    wow thats really cool
     
  15. randomdude

    randomdude Well-Known Member

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    so not going to get through apple nazi review process but if it does then I'll be amazed :rolleyes::eek:
     
  16. demonslayerQ

    demonslayerQ Well-Known Member

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    Surprisingly hilarious to see virgins getting squished to death by volcano balls. whats more hilarious is that they follow the head so closely :X
     
  17. russiaone

    russiaone Well-Known Member

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    The last sentence is classic all damn day!!!
     
  18. nodoctors

    nodoctors Well-Known Member

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    i don't know what the hell that first kid is talking about, this looks awesome and hilarious.
     
  19. EFC

    EFC Well-Known Member

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    krakatoa 9+

    i forgot to mention, its a 9+ sorry kids..
    mild infrequent mature theme... the sacrificing
    mild infrequent fantasy violence... the boulders frying the tribesfolk
    theres no blood... no one gets their cock out, i think itll be fine.
    the next update should see the score screen getting replaced with the amount of followers you sacrifice jumping into the volcano,
    maybe i need to put a disclaimer on the loader.. we accept no responsibility if you throw yourself into a volcano.
     
  20. Devilishly Good

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    yeah i can see this being approved
     

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