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App description: SoccerDie is the best retro arcade, bullet hell, sports simulation game on the market. Probably.

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF EARTH! Stop what you're doing and download the exciting mobile port of the 8-bit console hit that never existed... for FREE.

The peaceful planet of Earth has been invaded by evil aliens! The Zorn Empire wants nothing more than to conquer and enslave every planet they come across. Yikes! Now its up to you to defeat the aliens and save the world through the power of Earth's most popular sport: soccer.

+ One finger controls
+ 2000+ lbs of enemies
+ Nine challenging rounds
+ 100% of your daily soccer
+ Post top scores to Facebook
+ Sweet GameCenter cheevos

WARNING: We're legally obligated to inform you that this game is ridiculously hard, and that if we were you, we'd just give up now.
04-01-2015, 10:16 PM
Joined: Oct 2013
Location: Norwich, England
Posts: 4,596
This can only be amazing! Looking forward to it
04-02-2015, 03:57 PM
Joined: Oct 2013
Location: Norwich, England
Posts: 4,596
And it is amazing! Like playing table football in a shmup set in an 80s action movie/NES game. I love this, I really do.
04-02-2015, 04:44 PM
Joined: Jul 2012
Location: U.S.
Posts: 3,244
Oh wow! Yea. I gotta try this!
04-02-2015, 07:53 PM
Joined: Jul 2011
Location: Taiwan & Japan
Posts: 2,418
Very nice game but so hardcore! Unless I didn't get how to play it, it's just too difficult