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iPhone: TimeShit (by muchBeta) ...

07-25-2011, 10:22 AM
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TimeShit (by muchBeta) ...


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Last edited by blakespot; 07-25-2011 at 10:35 AM.
07-25-2011, 10:23 AM
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From PR release:

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TimeShit - a natural born feeling

Breakfast, coffee, cigarette and ...

Right after our morning routine, that moves our internal arrangement, arises Timeshit.

An irony to the growing need for control and registration of everything we do, with the trivialization of social reporting, how and who we feel, single, married, follow, unfollow, friends and circles, we need a restraining order so, there's a new idea with a distinctive aroma, to do the final test to stupidity.

This beautiful shitty application allows you to:

- Control the time you spend in the toilet
- Describe the position you are doing it
- Indentify what you have just dumped
- Drop a poem on the WC wall that surrounds you
- Share your deepest poetic thoughts with your twitter followers
- Save the poem in your image gallery for later recall of the poetic inspiration of your "throne."

The Timeshit was considered an application to +17 (although it is common sense that we started dealing with this matter much earlier) but is available for all that value and dedicate time to the really important things of life !!

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07-25-2011, 10:49 AM
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App of the century.

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"
07-25-2011, 10:53 AM
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#InstaBuy!!!!
07-25-2011, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ImNoSuperMan View Post
#InstaBuy!!!!
Post of the century.

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"
07-25-2011, 11:07 AM
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Is it GameCenter leaderboard enabled? Retina? Pass and Play...?

Now Playing: Vietnam '65 | .Decluster | BP2Black | Monster Hunter Freedom Unite | Banner Saga | Ultimate General Gettysburg | Papers, Please | SmartGo Kifu | Crowntakers | Brogue | FTL
07-25-2011, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by djflippy View Post
pass and play...?
lol
07-25-2011, 11:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by djflippy View Post
Pass and Play...?
Eww.





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07-25-2011, 12:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by djflippy View Post
Is it GameCenter leaderboard enabled? Retina? Pass and Play...?
wanna come over to my place? Ive beaten the game 3x over and need a partner to play with. We could play timeshit ping pong.

You are not pretty enough to be that stupid.
07-25-2011, 12:40 PM
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Could be worse - coop mode.

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Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post
Squids!?

Worst idea ever!