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App description: !!WARNING!!
THIS IS NOT FRUIT NINJA. DON'T SWIPE YOUR FINGER ON OBJECTS.
USE THE SWORDS TO SLASH THE OBJECTS BUT NOT YOUR FINGER.

Why should you buy this game?
1. I bet you havent seen content like this before.
2. It has a story. YES, IT HAS A STORY. SERIOUSLY.
3. A completed game with NO IAP, buy it once and for all.
4. FIVE different modes.
5. The things you have seen will also surprise you. ;)
6. It is now free!
7. No separated expensive HD version.
It fully supports both iPhone4 and iPad2 with highest resolution in Retina Display!!

Reviews:
148apps - It would have been shame if wed missed out on it. - 4 out of 5 stars.

The App Shack - Casual games with a story dont really come around too often, and casual games with a long, deep, and well thought out story are pretty much non-existent. - Score of 9 out of 10.

CHECK OUT THE STORY ON OUR OFFICIAL WEBSITE!

It is a defense action game which you control a ghost to perform left/right attack by swiping anywhere of the left and right screen and defend him against enemies.
Video trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksNHp5IhB4

Parodise Simple, stupid and serious.
The first game delivered by Parogames.

A defense action game keep enemies away from both sides
Sounds boring?
Ok, how about in the toilet? That makes more sense.

A defense action game keep enemies away from both sides while you are doing your business.
Still not good enough?

What about merging it with a well-established story?
What about making every single item meaningful?
What about adding some parody?
What about giving it some extra game modes?
What about.
Sorry, too many ideas, cant list them all.

Its definitely one of the most advanced defense action game on the market.
See it for yourself.

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PLEASE NOTE
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iOS Requirement : iOS 4.2 or better
Device Requirement :
iPhone 3GS
iPhone4
iPod Touch 3rd (16,32GB & 64GB)
iPod Touch 4th
iPad
iPad 2

This game is NOT compatible with :
iPhone 3G
iPod touch 1st, 2nd
iPod touch 3rd (8Gb only)
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Contact us: loveourplayers@parogames.com
www.parogames.com

Parogames's comments:




Update: now FREE for a limited time

Update: We will be updating more story about the game on our official website


Parodise, a game of parody, originally banned by Apple with the reason “app concept objectionable”, is now live on app store.

It is a defense action game which you control a ghost to perform left/right attack by swiping the left and right screen and defend him against enemies.

First game delivered by Parogames.

A simple, stupid and serious defense action game for iOS devices.
See for yourself.

BTW, Parodise is misspelled on purpose, check out why in the story

Check out the story here:

World of Parodise
Devices of Parodise
Characters of Parodise
10-02-2011, 10:38 AM
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That has to be one of the greatest app descriptions I've ever read! Also, it's time to support developers who don't believe in IAPs. Definitely buying this in less than a minute.

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"

10-02-2011, 11:20 AM
#3
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Any impressions would be awesome!
10-02-2011, 11:41 AM
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hehe, game looks awesome, will have to check this one out with my next check... =oD
10-02-2011, 11:43 AM
#5
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Oh man...I really wish someone else would also check the game out and give impressions. As far as the core gameplay goes, you're basically protecting your little dude who's crapping hearts by swiping at the objects that come towards him. The thing is...the crapping, the story...everything is just so confusing. What in the world is going on? XD The parodies are hilarious though. Between the wings, birds and...ummm...fruits, it's all hilarious.

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"
10-02-2011, 11:45 AM
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=oP

I will... on... thursday... =oP

Sorry I'm so broke... I need to not hang out here on TA when my bank account has a total of $0.07 in it... =oP
10-02-2011, 11:50 AM
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@metalcasket Getting it in a few.
10-02-2011, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by metalcasket View Post
Oh man...I really wish someone else would also check the game out and give impressions. As far as the core gameplay goes, you're basically protecting your little dude who's crapping hearts by swiping at the objects that come towards him. The thing is...the crapping, the story...everything is just so confusing. What in the world is going on? XD The parodies are hilarious though. Between the wings, birds and...ummm...fruits, it's all hilarious.
Check out the Dumpedia and you will know more
10-02-2011, 12:31 PM
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This game is awesomely awesome! If you could clarify Parogames you actually dont have to slice the object in question like fruit ninja you just have to do it in time right?
10-02-2011, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Arashi541 View Post
This game is awesomely awesome! If you could clarify Parogames you actually dont have to slice the object in question like fruit ninja you just have to do it in time right?
Yes, you are right, it is a left/right defensive action game, you don't have to aim, I guess people are too used to fruit ninjas :P