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App description: 30 and Dirty is back! Don't let the screenshots fool you, this game rocks! Just because I suck at drawing doesn't mean you should dismiss this game as crap!

Grab the dual stick shooter that started it ALL! (Or at least Peetre seems to think he's the originator of the genre)


February 16, 2012.

Peetre Lamb turns 30 years old.

On this day, Peetre Lamb's high school diploma gets ripped into pieces and sucked into his ZBox gaming system. Armed with 23 years of gaming experience and 0 years of real life experience, Peetre Lamb is... 30 AND DIRTY (dirty in the sense that he doesn't shave).

"It's time to get thirty....

-- Peetre Lamb


30 And Dirty is like Geometry Wars, but dirtier.


- a 300 lb. hero ( most of the weight comes from big bones, not cellulite )

- Quick Play mode: Survive as long as you can with 3 lives. The enemies get more and more menacing the longer you stay alive.

- Electronica soundtrack. A great soundtrack from amazing musicians.

- Simple, yet innovative game mechanics, featuring "dirty zones". Kill dirty enemies to create dirty zones and destroy enemies within dirty zones for bonus points!

- Precise dual directional control system.

- Six types of distinct enemies to blow up. Unlike some other games that only have one type of enemy ( the kind that just follows you ) and re-skins them. We got suicide bombers, seekers, mines, free-roamers, leeches, and tanks. This game isn't for little girls, our enemies actually shoot at you too.

- Four weapon power-ups: shotgun, machine gun, missile, and homing puppies. Yes, you read that right, PUPPIES.

- Two super power-ups: Yaoi paddle (to grow large and hit everyone with your paddle) and Kurtis Overkill ( super fast shooting speed )

- Shames: Show your friends how sad you are with "Shames", the opposite of Achievements. If you die 100 times, the game will let you know and insult you for it!

- Unlock Shop: Spend your hard earned diploma fragments in the shop to purchase unlockable items.

- In-app personal leaderboard.


RocketSplashGames's comments:
Hey all, we are glad to bring back the awesome game "30 & Dirty" (previously 30 and Dirty). Based off the 1.1 version of the game (the best version!).

10-12-2011, 04:41 AM
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 11,350
Perhaps its just my mind but i thought 30 & Dirty would have been something else

10-12-2011, 06:14 AM
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 6,491
Originally Posted by psj3809 View Post
Perhaps its just my mind but i thought 30 & Dirty would have been something else

Hahaha! Yeah, I thought the same... but no MILFs in this game. But surely, the title is well chosen to attract people.
10-12-2011, 06:18 AM
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 912
Rofl, this is awesome.
10-12-2011, 01:42 PM
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 1,094
I rmbr this from 2009 LOL...

Expectations are way too high for a game that is 99 cents. Many games are playable as it is, even if the developers do not bother to give us a single update, for 99 cents, no one should be complaining.
10-13-2011, 02:06 AM
Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 17
Glad to see some old fans!

We posted a bunch of promo codes here if any new players are interested:

10-21-2011, 12:26 PM
Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 17
To celebrate the launch of Stupid Pixels: March Towards Mass Destruction, 30 & Dirty will be free for today only!
10-21-2011, 01:33 PM
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 11,190
A classic returns!

Welcome back!

Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post

Worst idea ever!