App description: 50% OFF!!! On sale at a price so low, even Crazy Thorvald thinks it's crazy! Get it before we come to our senses!

#1 RPG in 75 countries, including USA, UK, Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Russia, Japan, and China!

Sync your saved games between iOS and Mac!
Includes classic games trilogy!

They said it couldnt be done a full-scale massive 3D epic role-playing game on iOS! See why its the BIGGEST iOS game ever made!

The Bards Tale is easily the funniest game Ive ever played, and Ive played all the funny games out there. IGN

You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join your quest for coin and cleavage!

Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bards Tale Game Chronicles

Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure, featuring:

50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
A full cast of bizarre NPCs
Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator

But wait! Thats not all! Enjoy these great new additions in the iOS version:

New Features:
Leaderboardsfor accumulated Silver and Experience!
Achievementsover 50 spread throughout the game!
Autosaveoption to save automatically when you near a save-book in game.
iCloud Savesoption to save to iCloud, enables sharing saves across your iOS devices.
Time-Saversoptional in-app purchases are available to pump up your Bard and save you time! (Note: All such items are attainable through normal game-play, with time and persistence, just as in the original console release.)
Classics Gamesincludes original classic games The Bards Tale 1, 2 & 3.
Supports 60beat GamePad.

Universal App with Adaptive Rendering:
For a single low price, play on all your compatible* devices! The Bards Tale takes full advantage of your hardware to maximize your experience--including HD resolution and 60Hz video refresh on capable devices.** iOS adaptation by Square One Games.

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Play The Bards Tale today!

* Compatible with iOS 4.0 and higher on iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPod Touch 3rd generation, iPod Touch 4th generation, iPad, and iPad2&3.
** HD on iPhone 4S/5, iPad2,Mini,3&4, iPod Touch 5G. Enhanced rendering includes: environment mapping, dynamic water surfaces, full shadow cast, and 60Hz display-refresh (with in-game Battery Savings option turned off).

We are committed to improvement. Please send support requests through The Bards Tale Support link below.

Please note: Installation over Wi-Fi can temporarily require as much as 3.4GB of free space on your device.

Echoseven's comments:

11-30-2011, 06:01 AM
Joined: Sep 2010
Location: World, now Belgium
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so much want this !!! Damn so many great games sitting unplayed in my ipads!

11-30-2011, 06:05 AM
Originally Posted by FPE View Post
so much want this !!! Damn so many great games sitting unplayed in my ipads!
me either!!

11-30-2011, 06:08 AM
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 8,559
Originally Posted by geoelectric View Post
This is the 2000s reboot where they turned it into a very funny plot-driven hack and slash.

Yeah, it's kind of Baldurs-Gate-one-man-show and Diablo mixed.
11-30-2011, 06:10 AM
open world game?

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11-30-2011, 06:12 AM
Yeah i take back what i said and love the big file size for my 16gb phone...
Although i do have the gud ol 32gb ipad2, and prices count for us poor folk having to buy itunes cards each week with all the releases each Thursday lol

Then we have my download limit on my broadband each month.... But dont get me started on that LOL

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11-30-2011, 06:41 AM
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I never heard of this game before it came to iOS, so I'm just going to wait on impressions. IB2 will keep me busy in the meantime...
11-30-2011, 06:44 AM
Never heard of the original(don't hate on me, I'm not a pc gamer!!), but I'll pass this one. Looks to be brilliant but the size scares me off...

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11-30-2011, 06:48 AM
1.34 GB compressed? LOL

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11-30-2011, 06:57 AM
Just curious, why pass on a game just because the download size is big?
11-30-2011, 07:01 AM
Originally Posted by tx8305 View Post
Just curious, why pass on a game just because the download size is big?
I don't have enough free space in my iphone.

EDIT: Infinity Blade II going retail today too is super big in size, not enough space for both of them at all.

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