App description: 50% OFF!!! On sale at a price so low, even Crazy Thorvald thinks it's crazy! Get it before we come to our senses!

#1 RPG in 75 countries, including USA, UK, Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Russia, Japan, and China!

Sync your saved games between iOS and Mac!
Includes classic games trilogy!

They said it couldnt be done a full-scale massive 3D epic role-playing game on iOS! See why its the BIGGEST iOS game ever made!

The Bards Tale is easily the funniest game Ive ever played, and Ive played all the funny games out there. IGN

You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join your quest for coin and cleavage!

Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bards Tale Game Chronicles

Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure, featuring:

50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
A full cast of bizarre NPCs
Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator

But wait! Thats not all! Enjoy these great new additions in the iOS version:

New Features:
Leaderboardsfor accumulated Silver and Experience!
Achievementsover 50 spread throughout the game!
Autosaveoption to save automatically when you near a save-book in game.
iCloud Savesoption to save to iCloud, enables sharing saves across your iOS devices.
Time-Saversoptional in-app purchases are available to pump up your Bard and save you time! (Note: All such items are attainable through normal game-play, with time and persistence, just as in the original console release.)
Classics Gamesincludes original classic games The Bards Tale 1, 2 & 3.
Supports 60beat® GamePad.


Universal App with Adaptive Rendering:
For a single low price, play on all your compatible* devices! The Bards Tale takes full advantage of your hardware to maximize your experience--including HD resolution and 60Hz video refresh on capable devices.** iOS adaptation by Square One Games.

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Play The Bards Tale today!

* Compatible with iOS 4.0 and higher on iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPod Touch 3rd generation, iPod Touch 4th generation, iPad, and iPad2&3.
** HD on iPhone 4S/5, iPad2,Mini,3&4, iPod Touch 5G. Enhanced rendering includes: environment mapping, dynamic water surfaces, full shadow cast, and 60Hz display-refresh (with in-game Battery Savings option turned off).

Support:
We are committed to improvement. Please send support requests through The Bards Tale Support link below.

IT IS HUGE!
Please note: Installation over Wi-Fi can temporarily require as much as 3.4GB of free space on your device.

Echoseven's comments:



11-30-2011, 04:05 PM
#81
The next time i`m getting wasted, i`m gonna sing in honor of charlie mops )) for sure
11-30-2011, 04:10 PM
#82
And we're back.

Not showing up in searches, but the link from the first post works now. Downloading now, will try to post feedback once I play this.

It's so big it won't let me download to my device. =/



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11-30-2011, 04:15 PM
#83
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Originally Posted by Echoseven View Post
And we're back.

Not showing up in searches, but the link from the first post works now. Downloading now, will try to post feedback once I play this.

It's so big it won't let me download to my device. =/
Yes! That's great, it really is one of the best IOS' thursday ever...

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11-30-2011, 04:30 PM
#84
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Originally Posted by Echoseven View Post
And we're back.

Not showing up in searches, but the link from the first post works now. Downloading now, will try to post feedback once I play this.

It's so big it won't let me download to my device. =/
Thanks mate! Can u post the uncompressed filesize? Please?

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11-30-2011, 04:42 PM
#85
1.68GB uncompressed. This and 1 gig from IBii basically forced me to delete every app but a hardcore few.









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11-30-2011, 06:00 PM
#86
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Originally Posted by Echoseven View Post
1.68GB uncompressed. This and 1 gig from IBii basically forced me to delete every app but a hardcore few.







Thanks bro ...I expected worse actually but I'm in the same boat..played the game on the original Xbox and can't wait to have it in my pocket..I actually had to wipe 4.5 gb myself

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11-30-2011, 06:02 PM
#87
So I guess before I get this instead of IB2 I should ask is this game mostly dependent on humor or is the gameplay really good. Does it have depth unlike other IOS games. I guess I just want to know if it's more about humor or gameplay? What does it offer that's different than other games out there?
11-30-2011, 06:13 PM
#88
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Originally Posted by Bertman View Post
So I guess before I get this instead of IB2 I should ask is this game mostly dependent on humor or is the gameplay really good. Does it have depth unlike other IOS games. I guess I just want to know if it's more about humor or gameplay? What does it offer that's different than other games out there?
It's a great balance man..will have you laughing aloud and a really nice hack and slash as well ...in the vein of diablo or dungeon siege for the psp..character interaction and cinematically are off the wall polished and the depth is solid ..more so because it will offer it's 30-35 hours in your hands..I remember a lot of summon type spells that were cool and some nice bashing combos ...you WILL be satisfied with this purchase bro!

I can say you will not have played a hack n slash like this on ios...except maybe dungeon hunter but this tells a great funny as hell story !

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Last edited by Trev1; 11-30-2011 at 06:15 PM.
11-30-2011, 06:39 PM
#89
This actually precedes all other titles launched "today" in my book. Seriously, a full PC/console port with detailed enough graphics, actual voice acting, better story and full 30+ hours, non-repeating, gameplay, unless (big one), the control ruins it...

Com'on, I think if you have a problem with the storage size, run out and buy yourself a new iDevice just for this. (quote me)

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11-30-2011, 06:45 PM
#90
Is it just the screenshots or is the game stretched on the iPad?

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