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  • Publisher: InfiniteTaco
  • Genre: Arcade
  • Device: iPhone
  • Size: 18.4 MB
  • Version: 1.0
  • Price: Free
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App description: InfiniteTaco proudly re-presents one of the most creative and original games ever to hit the app store: "Ninja, Please!", now as an awesome FREE app.

"Ninja, Please!" is the only game that educates as well as entertains it's players in the lost art of verbal warfare (aka: trash talking, talking smack, insult kung-fu).

With its beautifully animated 2.5D graphics and simple but intuitive controls, this insanely addicting game is destined to be a cult classic.

In "Ninja, Please!", choosing the right comeback may mean the difference between life and death.

With it's photo realistic gameplay and unusual sense of humor, "Ninja, Please!" has been tagged by various game blogs such as SlidetoPlay as an "under the radar", sleeper-hit.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS DECENT BUY SOME GAME TOKENS SO I CAN STOP EATING RAMEN NOODLES

Additional screenshots and gameplay video can be viewed here:

www.infinitetaco.com

infinitetaco's comments:
Ninja, Please! (FREE)

In a nutshell, an arcade/action/puzzle game where you have to fight off a bunch of ninjas that are trying to kill you - with guns, and with really nasty insults. (My homage to the Monkey Island legacy) Are you clever enough to talk trash with the best? Are you man enough to face down hordes of angry ninjas?

Find out, in the first installment of "Ninja, Please! (FREE)"

iTunes link

Obligatory Facebook page.

Features:
  • 20 levels
  • over 50 jokes (some of them funny!)
  • in full color!
  • never hardly ever crashes!
  • with sound!









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12-14-2011, 10:54 AM
#2
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 52
The game can be completed without spending any money. But you can take the shortcut and spend a buck for extras. This isn't a smurf village bait and switch.

Why yes, yes, I am that man from Nantucket