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View Poll Results: Did you miss me?
YES 19 1.37%
yes 4 0.29%
nah 1,364 98.34%
Voters: 1387. You may not vote on this poll
01-08-2012, 07:51 PM
#31
I missed you kijib. although you probably don't remember me/never really knew me
01-08-2012, 10:15 PM
#32
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: United States
Posts: 3,017
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Originally Posted by MidianGTX View Post
You've already lost, regardless of who turns out to be the wittiest or most intelligent.
So how, sir, have I lost a battle that was already over many eons ago. If you have not yet realized, this duel was ended at the beginning of time. Before any of you, or much of anything at all even existed. I'm sure none of you have realized, but kijib is just the same person I defeated, reborn. Who I continued to curb stomp in the face after the battle was over with. Good day, sir.

I'm what you could call a "casual" mobile gamer.

01-08-2012, 10:30 PM
#33
You lost because kijib is The Game.

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01-08-2012, 10:41 PM
#34
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: United States
Posts: 3,017
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Originally Posted by B34$T View Post
You lost because kijib is The Game.
I'm not certain what you think you are trying to say, it seems as though you think this is a game. Which it is not. This is serious. If you honestly think kijib is even a human being, think again. He's been possessed by the devil, and I am here to exorcize him. With kijib in existence, life cannot go on. He'll be the cause of the world ending on December 21, 2012. And if you expect me to just stand by while you call this a game. That's just not going to happen. kijib is the anti-christ. And I need to stop him before he gets into any position of power in this realm of reality.
PS: He also stole my sweet roll.

I'm what you could call a "casual" mobile gamer.
01-08-2012, 10:44 PM
#35
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Originally Posted by Donovan1209 View Post
So how, sir, have I lost a battle that was already over many eons ago. If you have not yet realized, this duel was ended at the beginning of time. Before any of you, or much of anything at all even existed. I'm sure none of you have realized, but kijib is just the same person I defeated, reborn. Who I continued to curb stomp in the face after the battle was over with. Good day, sir.
Infinity blade?

Kjib is Sirius and your raidriar?
01-09-2012, 12:38 PM
#36
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Originally Posted by Donovan1209 View Post
I'm not certain what you think you are trying to say, it seems as though you think this is a game. Which it is not. This is serious. If you honestly think kijib is even a human being, think again. He's been possessed by the devil, and I am here to exorcize him. With kijib in existence, life cannot go on. He'll be the cause of the world ending on December 21, 2012. And if you expect me to just stand by while you call this a game. That's just not going to happen. kijib is the anti-christ. And I need to stop him before he gets into any position of power in this realm of reality.
PS: He also stole my sweet roll.
Enough, not amusing or funny.

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01-09-2012, 04:15 PM
#37
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: United States
Posts: 3,017
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Originally Posted by The Bat Outta Hell View Post
Enough, not amusing or funny.
I'm not making any attempt to be amusing or funny.

I'm what you could call a "casual" mobile gamer.
01-09-2012, 05:19 PM
#38
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Originally Posted by Donovan1209 View Post
I'm not making any attempt to be amusing or funny.
It's painfully obvious, yeah

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01-09-2012, 06:02 PM
#39
Just found out that Siri is actually Kijib.
01-09-2012, 06:10 PM
#40
I don't know what is going on so I'll just bow to whatever overlord has the biggest supply of Hot Pockets and Red Bulls.

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