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My Résumé for the site

01-07-2012, 10:28 PM
#1
Senior Member [Original Poster]
Joined: Oct 2009
Location: Pokemon World
Posts: 1,661
My Résumé for the site

I, kijib, would like to apply for a staff position on Touch Arcade.

As an amazingly talented writer, I will specialize in satirical articles and reviews for the site. These incredibly hilarious pieces will surely be the talk of the town.

Having me as a writer would greatly increase the popularity of the site in many ways.

My amazing wit and lovable charm is guaranteed to attract readers and itouch gamers alike.

People who don't even have an Apple device will visit the site because of me, bringing in more ad revenue.

I offer my services for a highly discounted rate of $1000 a month, excluding the $100 fee per article I write, because I deeply care for my friends on the site.

Sincerely,
kijib

I wish I hadn't killed that fish
01-07-2012, 10:50 PM
#2
Doctor of Game of the Week-ology
Joined: Oct 2010
Location: Everywhere and Nowhere
Posts: 7,681
I, crex, approve this resume.

01-07-2012, 10:58 PM
#3
Joined: Nov 2010
Location: Area 51
Posts: 2,855
Humble much?

List of Games I've Beta Tested
Follow me on Twitter: @Jdragoon19
01-07-2012, 11:25 PM
#4
Joined: Aug 2009
Location: #317
Posts: 1,216
Send a message via Yahoo to swishinj
I think that his talents would greatly benefit TouchArcade. $1000+ a month?!? It's a steal!!!!

You won't find me on the leaderboards.
01-07-2012, 11:58 PM
#5
Great deal! He should be charging 100k a day!
01-08-2012, 12:08 AM
#6
i didn't laugh...

make me laugh clown

Gamecenter: ssfink

Currently Playing: Super Hexagon, Spelltower, Mikey Shorts
01-10-2012, 06:18 AM
#7
Joined: May 2011
Location: Finland
Posts: 8,366
Haha, hire him

Gameloft Live: IDontKiIIPpl (idontkiippl without capital letters)

I make EDM music No I'm not some pro who's signed to some major lable.http://YouTube.com/okayyymc3
01-10-2012, 11:19 AM
#8
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 10,963
Didn't realize the pay was that good!

I'll offer my services for a mere $800/mo. N/C for articles.

Here's my resume:

1) I've got a lot of iOS games
2) I've written a few User Reviews in the past
3) I'm not kijib

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Squids!?

Worst idea ever!
01-10-2012, 12:27 PM
#9
Joined: May 2011
Location: Finland
Posts: 8,366
Here's my resume:

1) I have past experience
2) I have no problem on removing games to make space for new ones
3) I'm not kijib or drelbs
4) I'm only asking $200 a month

But I'm not 18, so I can't even apply

Gameloft Live: IDontKiIIPpl (idontkiippl without capital letters)

I make EDM music No I'm not some pro who's signed to some major lable.http://YouTube.com/okayyymc3
01-10-2012, 09:41 PM
#10
Doctor of Game of the Week-ology
Joined: Oct 2010
Location: Everywhere and Nowhere
Posts: 7,681
Well, as long as we are submitting resumes, here's mine:

1) I'm crex



That should do.