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HEY!! Are you over 17? Love violence? Breaking stuff? Crude humour? YOU ARE NEEDED!

03-21-2012, 11:40 PM
#1
Joined: Dec 2009
Location: Melbourne - Australia
Posts: 152
HEY!! Are you over 17? Love violence? Breaking stuff? Crude humour? YOU ARE NEEDED!

*****Sorry everyone - all full!!!! Thank you so much for your enthusiasm. I really appreciate it!

...but hey! Seeing you're here, join the convo ... or are you a spineless prat that enjoys civilised and refined games, whilst sipping tea and feeling depressed because your girlfriend finds you pathetic and is looking for a fitter and larger man? No time for you then... Players of this game are HARD!

**********


Hey all,

If you are a fan of:

Violence reined upon innocent victims;
Blatant and public displays of sexual promiscuity;
Breaking, smashing, and demolishing public and private property;
Blood and excrement;
Puerile humour?

...and you need to be over 17 years old. This is no game for kids. I'm not sorry.

SO!
If you answered 'yes' to all of the above, you're going to love this...
We need you to give us a quick hand to test our latest upcoming game.

We need you to have either an iPhone 3GS or newer, the latest gen iPod touch running iOS 4+.

I can't reveal anything (i.e. screenshots, trailers etc) in this forum as yet, as the build is currently being previewed by a select (and lucky) group in the media and other powers that be.

If you are interested in helping us out, you will:
a) see the build before anyone else and help shape it's path
b) see your name in the credits at launch
c) be willing to fill out a stupidly simple survey when you are finished

We only need 15 of you, so get in quick! PM me with an email and I'll invite you to join our TestFlight team.

THANKS!!

Wil from Millipede

www.millipede.com.au

Last edited by MillipedeCreative; 04-04-2012 at 03:49 AM.
03-22-2012, 01:17 AM
#2
Joined: Mar 2012
Location: holland
Posts: 22
Mail sended

03-22-2012, 01:54 AM
#3
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 335
Sent also
03-22-2012, 10:03 AM
#4
Joined: Mar 2012
Location: Montevideo, Uruguay.
Posts: 32
Count me in.
Love violence, have lot's of free time, an Iphone and a good reputation in Game Center.

Oh, and I'm 25!

Last edited by El_Enemigo; 03-22-2012 at 10:05 AM. Reason: Forgot to tell my age. :P
03-22-2012, 10:13 AM
#5
Joined: Jul 2011
Location: Singapore
Posts: 513
Applied.
03-22-2012, 02:35 PM
#6
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: New York
Posts: 1,630
Send a message via Skype™ to Jordanrracer
Applied! .

I hope it's something like GTA or Happywheels.
03-22-2012, 02:43 PM
#7
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 307
I'd be happy to help test! I have a 4s and am 33 years old if that matters.
03-22-2012, 04:29 PM
#8
Joined: Dec 2009
Location: Melbourne - Australia
Posts: 152
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jordanrracer View Post
Applied! .

I hope it's something like GTA or Happywheels.
ummm....not exactly.
03-22-2012, 04:30 PM
#9
Joined: Dec 2009
Location: Melbourne - Australia
Posts: 152
Quote:
Originally Posted by silentcorp View Post
I'd be happy to help test! I have a 4s and am 33 years old if that matters.
Awesome! Can you PM me with your email address so I can send you a link?
03-22-2012, 04:39 PM
#10
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: New York
Posts: 1,630
Send a message via Skype™ to Jordanrracer
Quote:
Originally Posted by MillipedeCreative View Post
Awesome! Can you PM me with your email address so I can send you a link?
WHO CARES! It has gore!!
I got the email!
Now i'm waiting to be accepted into the testflight group, and receive the build!