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App description: "One of the most hilarious games Ive ever played. Relatedly, its also one of the dirtiest games Ive encountered in the App Store." - 4 Stars, Touch Arcade

"Beneath the lurid veneer of blood, guts and innuendo lies a physics puzzler thatll test your brain way more than an average round of Angry Birds" - 4 Stars, iFanzine

"Like a game of pinball, but with more blood and sex." - 75%, Australian Gamer

"Easily the most accomplished game based off the Angry Birds formula" - 90%, Hold Start Select

"Beer-drinking grown-ups will really enjoy this app" - AppAdvice

This has to be the most chauvinistic game on the store. It disgusts me. 5 Stars, Millipede

The bulls are out to crush the mall and it's your job to help them by flinging these anti-social bovines across huge levels, smashing everything (and everyone) in sight. Use pinball bumpers, exploding crates, elevators and barrel cannons to keep your bull in play and rack up massive damage bill.

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INTUITIVE GAMEPLAY
Pull back on the bulls to launch them at the environment. "Derivative" you say? Hey, it's all about where you take your inspirations to, not from*. In our case, that's the gutter. By way of a strip club. Alcohol may also have been involved. It's all a bit hazy to be honest. Pretty sure you drag the bulls by the balls though.


SUPER-SIZED SMASH UPS
Huge levels to vandalize with multiple floors, elevators, pinball bumpers and barrels to shoot out of.


HOURS OF BRUTAL DESTRUCTIVE FUN
Over 130 challenges spread over 30 levels, ranging from kid-friendly simple, to brain-punching difficult!


BULLS TO THE WALL ACTION
There are 6 bulls, each with their own unique and extraordinary aBULLities, to choose from for your line-up of awesome. Charge them up further from a fine selection of MAN-UPS! All carefully selected to aid you in growing some scrote and destroying everything and everyone.


IT AIN'T EASY BEING A B#$TARD!
The shop owners are fighting back with meat-grinders and irresistible lady cows, grinding you in more ways than one!


ADVANCED BULLSH#T ENGINE
Could this be the first video game in the world to accurately simulate bovine fecal matter? We say yes, and proud we are of this prestigious achievement!

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Like us on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/BullisticUnleashed
Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/_millipede

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* according to Jean Luc-Godard anyway. Also, maybe it's time to learn the difference between a genre and the most popular game in the genre. Just saying.

MillipedeCreative's comments:
** MATURE CONTENT WARNING ** - If you have a problem with this, I'm sure there is a 'My Little Pony' thread somewhere for you to enjoy. This one is for the BIG KIDS


Stop wasting your time with a game aimed at the whole family. Stop wishing there were no boundaries. You’re an adult. You’re sick of rules and ‘nice’ and ‘happy’ themes. We know you want to break stuff, hurt people, run amok, get laid. We built this for you. Play a game that embraces your needs. Man up. Grows some balls. Unleash the bulls.

Bullistic Unleashed is LIVE!

http://itunes.apple.com/au/app/bullistic-unleashed/id484297299?mt=8

“Like the smell of your own farts, Bullistic Unleashed is hilarious, offensive and uniquely satisfying.” - your mum told me this morning. I told her to shut up.

This description is 99% bullshit-free*

The bulls are out to crush the mall and it’s your job to help them by flinging these anti-social bovines across huge levels, smashing everything (and everyone) in sight. Use pinball bumpers, exploding crates, elevators and barrel cannons to keep your bull in play and rack up massive damage.

Key Features

• Intuitive gameplay – pull back on the bulls to launch them at the environment. “Derivative” you say? Hey, it’s all about where you take your inspirations to, not from**. In our case, that’s the gutter. By way of a strip club. Alcohol may also have been involved. It’s all a bit hazy.
• Super-sized smashups – huge levels to vandalize with multiple floors, elevators, pinball bumpers and barrels to shoot out of
• Bulls to the wall action – six special bulls to unlock, each with their own unique destructive skills
• It ain’t easy being a b!$tard – the shop owners are fighting back with meat-grinders and irresistible lady cows. F@$kers.
• Go F your Friends – send F Cards to friends, relatives or random strangers from within the game, they'll love you for it
• Ruin your game, give us more money – not very good? Why not purchase a range of In App Purchases so you can get a better score and look like the big man? Won’t change the fact you’re a pussy, mind.

* actual bullshit content may vary between 1 and 67.25%.
** according to Jean Luc-Godard anyway, but what would he know? Does he even own an iPhone?

How’s this for a steaming load of awesome?


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F&^K YEAH!!!
04-23-2012, 06:55 PM
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Last edited by Sanuku; 04-25-2012 at 09:20 PM.

04-23-2012, 07:53 PM
#3
i thought apple wouldnt let this kind of stuff through?
04-23-2012, 08:05 PM
#4
Yeah... little weird. Don't know how much this game is, but not sure it worth any dollar or not...i'll see what happens
04-23-2012, 08:06 PM
#5
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: Shanghai, China
Posts: 2,024
Try it right now! Some impressions soon!

Extensive Knowledge of CBT. Just send me a PM!
04-23-2012, 08:11 PM
#6
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Planet 10 (by way of the 8th dimension)
Posts: 6,718
Characters look very familiar, I'll have to check through my library.

Edit: Here is is.

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DEVELOPERS I ADORE
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Last edited by CygnetSeven; 04-23-2012 at 08:14 PM.
04-23-2012, 08:18 PM
#7
Quote:
Originally Posted by CygnetSeven View Post
Characters look very familiar, I'll have to check through my library.

Edit: Here is is.
Haha! Yep! That was the original game. We've given it a complete overhaul and put it through a full production. The concept is similar, but it is basically a different game to it's original incarnation.
04-23-2012, 08:20 PM
#8
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Planet 10 (by way of the 8th dimension)
Posts: 6,718
Quote:
Originally Posted by MillipedeCreative View Post
Haha! Yep! That was the original game. We've given it a complete overhaul and put it through a full production. The concept is similar, but it is basically a different game to it's original incarnation.
Curious, if we own the original, is this an updated version? Or a new purchase. Either way is fine with me. Looks fun.

ıllıllı ȼǥɲƹƮȿƹ˅ƹɲ ıllıllı
DEVELOPERS I ADORE
QUANTUM SHEEP CS54 ONE MINUTE GAMES ELEFTHERIOS CHRISTODOULATOS RAVENOUS GAMES ORANGE PIXEL RADIANGAMES CAVE LLAMASOFT (RIP) MADFINGER PASTA GAMES TOUCH FOO KODE80
04-23-2012, 08:22 PM
#9
oooo

good!!
04-23-2012, 08:22 PM
#10
Quote:
Originally Posted by CygnetSeven View Post
Curious, if we own the original, is this an updated version? Or a new purchase. Either way is fine with me. Looks fun.
Sorry - it's a new purchase. Think of it as an almighty sequel.