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App description: Listen up, snooches! Jay here. Silent Bob's a mechanical genius and built the greatest human catapult the world has ever seen. So, naturally, we're going to use it to launch this tubby son of a gun into the stratosphere!

If propelling this "tubs-o-fun" through the clouds isn't enough for you, use your coins to buy gliders, magnets, and fireworks. Use those fireworks to prolong Silent Bob's trip to heavens, or blast the bejewels out of the street below. Blowing that mess up can unlock coins and Easter eggs and awesome loot.

Don't just stand there! Download this crazy app thing and see how far you can blast mother-lovin' Silent Bob through the streets of Jersey or our favorite shopping mall!

Too Fat To Fly is a challenge-based physics game, where players assist Jay in order to launch Silent Bob through various environments such as a shopping mall or the streets of Jersey. Through the completion of challenges, players have the opportunity to unlock special features and upgrades, including new costumes for Jay and Silent Bob.

Blast Silent Bob through Jersey street and mall levels
Unlock coins and Easter Eggs with the destructive power of fireworks
Earn bonus coins by completing unique Level Challenges
Use coins to upgrade your catapult and firepower, or unlock character skins
Game Center leaderboards and achievements

Echoseven's comments:

HD Version: http://itunes.apple.com/nz/app/jay-silent-bob-in-too-fat-to-fly/id541592509?mt=8
07-11-2012, 10:02 AM
I love the Title. Instant Buy

07-11-2012, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Sanuku View Post
I love the Title. Instant Buy
Haha agreed!!

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07-11-2012, 12:32 PM
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07-11-2012, 12:56 PM
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Would be all over this if it were either Universal or had an HD iPad version...

07-11-2012, 01:46 PM
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I'm in!!!
07-11-2012, 05:13 PM
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Avenge me, lunchbox!