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1001 Attempts - Coming February 28 - [Everplay]

02-19-2013, 03:19 PM
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1001 Attempts - Coming February 28 - [Everplay]

Whats better than getting sawed in half, having a spike tearing you a new hole, bursting to bits from missiles, or getting fried by freaking laser beams?! Why, combining all of that into a single game, of course!

1001 Attempts
is the latest game from Everplay Interactive, the studio that brought you Spell Sword. 1001 Attempts symbolized the "one more try" gameplay at its core with a design that harkens back to the days of yore. Your mission is simple: Collect the jewels, dodge death, and spill your guts for glory while achieving the highest score!

1001 Attempts launches February 28 as a universal app on the Apple AppStore.

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02-19-2013, 03:36 PM

02-19-2013, 03:51 PM
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Ill buy this.

Anticipating:"Death Road to Canada", "Implosion", "Don Paccin","Space Noir", "Zed", "Rex Rocket", "Supermassive", "Sproggiwood", "Arecibo Man", "Gekido", "Trail by Viking, "Crashlands", "Eisenhorn", "The Soul".
02-19-2013, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Biggavelli View Post
Ill buy this.
No! It's mine! ALL MINE! I mean... thanks for the support!
02-19-2013, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Everplay View Post
No! It's mine! ALL MINE! I mean... thanks for the support!

That made my day.

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.
02-19-2013, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Vovin View Post
That made my day.
And my axe!
02-20-2013, 01:08 AM
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Location: Philippines
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Originally Posted by Everplay View Post
And my axe!
LOL... Well played, sir.

And on another note, this is another Everplay instabuy.

Exact-Psience My 2014 Top 10 Games of the Year: Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, Hearthstone, VVVVVV, Battleheart Legacy, Wayward Souls, Bug Heroes 2, Powerpuff Girls Defenders of Townsville, Deep Loot, Monument Valley, Bioshock Honorable Mentions: Traps N Gemstones, Bardbarian, Goblin Sword
02-26-2013, 11:06 PM
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 440
Only 2...ish more days until the launch of 1001 Attempts!

To get the hype train rolling and to play a little game in the meantime, we will be rewarding players with some early promo codes! YAYYYY!

So here is how you play:

1. Give us the best "death" quote you can come up with. For example, we have "You can't spell slaughter without laughter" and "At least you didn't die of dysentry" (Reference to Oregon Trail.)

2. We will choose the ones we like AND will add them to the update we are currently working on.

3. There are NO limits on how many you can post. Post 1 or 1,000.

4. No copyrighted phrases can be used, but if you deviate or alter them, then they can be used.

Have fun.
02-26-2013, 11:13 PM
Ben made fun of Terry so Ben got shot for dissin Terry (see what I did there)

Sonic died in mordor today because the only ring he could have gotten got thrown in the valcano
02-27-2013, 12:00 AM
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Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 9,493
Thanks to EverPlay for the early release promo code contest and any consideration of these suggestions:

"Congratulations. You're only one voodoo resurrection away from the next trendy zombie game."
"Video game escapism fails again."
"...And I'm all out of bubble gum." (They Live reference)
"We thought after 264 deaths you've have given up by now."
"Insert 2 credits to continue."
"Death becomes you."
"We admitted that we were powerless over 1001 Attempts, that our lives had become unmanageable" (Alcoholic Anonymous reference)
"Head first into the rabbit hole." (Alice in Wonderland reference)
"You are the weakest link" (cheap Who Wants to Be a Millionaire reference)
"Reincarnating into a bowl of petunias" (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference)
"The grim breath of death consumes you."
"Karma's a harsh mistress."
"Hair of the dog that bit you."
"Next time chose the blue pill" (The Matrix reference)
"Don't go into the light." (Poltergeist reference)
"Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear."
"Fatality!" (Mortal Kombat reference)
"Didn't Mom ever tell you not to play with firecrackers" (Space Quest reference)
"Here lies Joe, cursed with fat fingers."
"Foiled again by cheap pixels."
"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try." (Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back / Yoda reference)
"If you fail at video games; there's always reality."
"Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Disabled" (Contra reference)
"We recommend you play with both hands next time."
"Send more paramedics" (Return of the Living Dead reference)

Last edited by undeadcow; 02-27-2013 at 12:48 AM.