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  • Publisher: Outer Court
  • Genre: Arcade
  • Device: Universal
  • Size: 13.2 MB
  • Version: 1.0
  • Price: Free
  • Average User Rating:
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App description: When Noob Powers saves the world, he does it on live TV -- and you'll hear a commentary of all your actions! Enter this frantic run & punch game with a super-easy one-tap control, and randomly generated levels for endless fun!

Aliens have invaded office buildings and make people work overtime, cut coffee breaks, and give unreasonably tight project deadlines. Noob Powers, mixed martial arts superstar, is back in action for the job, and as always he's followed by a TV commenter and huge home audience! Fight your way up floor after floor as NoobTV discusses your every move, and see your viewer ratings go up and down in real time. In this high-speed casual endless runner, you are always only seconds away from the commercial break. Increase your time by knocking out aliens, destroying calendars, firing rockets and serving employees coffee!

"Finally!!! [F]reakin' gem! I love retro arcade games and this one doesn't disappoint." -Swellymp
"Strangely addictive ... It's one of those 'its so simple to play' type games where you just go well one more go. ... easy to play but hard to master." -Ooomonkey

Please rate this game 5 stars if you like it, and send questions and other feedback to philipp.lenssen@gmail.com. See the video at http://youtube.com/watch?v=-gZQE4g-uPA . Noob Powers supports Game Center so you can share your highscore. Now get running and find out -- how many millions of viewers can you get to watch NoobTV?

Philipp's comments:
My new game is out, feedback very welcome! It's a fast-paced one-touch game with Game Center integration, and live audio commentary on your actions! If you liked Karate Girl Destruction Run, you might like this one too!

10-02-2012, 11:06 AM
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: Forge World
Posts: 6,307
Looks pretty cool. Ill give it a go and post back.
10-02-2012, 02:50 PM
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 155
Thanks Ooo, please let us know how you like it!

And thanks to whoever changed my post to look more proper

See you in Manyland, an infinite 2d sandbox mmo we all draw together!
10-02-2012, 06:03 PM
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: Forge World
Posts: 6,307
Well there's something Strangely addictive about this. It's one of those "its so simple to play" type games where you just go well one more go.
My only real complaint is that the voice isn't very clear, I wasn't playing with my headphones in though.
Nice game for a one touch game, you get 15 free plays then you can pay 1.49 to unlock it forever.

It took me a few shots to figure out what I was doing but after that its easy to play but hard to master.