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iPhone: IBOY lite ^^^^^the most badly game, i have played on iPhone

06-15-2009, 03:27 AM
#1
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 2
IBOY lite ^^^^^the most badly game, i have played on iPhone

my god, it's looks like a excellent game, but when i down the lite version
to play, every time game over, i have to wait for 10 seconds, 10 seconds,
10 secondesmy god, i am crasy for that when i play again!

****~~~~~~~~~~~~~the url
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=317891624&mt=8
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06-15-2009, 03:31 AM
#2
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 1,512
Why would you post the link for a game that you don't recommend? Is this some sort of reverse psychology tactic??

06-15-2009, 03:33 AM
#3
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Florida
Posts: 3,215
It must be a full moon tonight. Why the he'll did you post this?

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06-15-2009, 03:34 AM
#4
Joined: Mar 2009
Location: Washington
Posts: 9,125
Downloading.

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06-15-2009, 03:35 AM
#5
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 1,512
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bat Outta Hell View Post
Downloading.
maybe you should check weiphone.com as well, since the screenshot clearly wants you to go there!
06-15-2009, 03:50 AM
#6
Joined: Mar 2009
Location: Washington
Posts: 9,125
Here is the how to play:

Press left screen to run left
press right screen to run right
take care your iboy

Dont let him get conficted (yes, conficted) with
the blue blalloon (yes, blalloon) on the most top

what about obstacles?

Yellow bread:when iboyget down on it, iboy will get one life, and weill be bounced.

Beam:it just a normal obstacle let iboy get some sapce to stand on.

Rortate Belt: your iboy will be moved by the belt, and you will get one life if your iboy get donw on it.

Rotate tree branch: pay atteions!(lmfao)

it's just a trap. when iboy get down on it, he will cant stand on it at all and fall down from it, but you can get one life.

Crystal mass: be carefull, it's look like beautifull. but it's just like a bravo (), you if your iboy get down on it, he will consume up on life.

TIPS

your iboy just only have five lifes in the game, regardless of how many obstacles your iboy get down on it. your iboy's life will no exceeded 5 life, so you should focus on the iboy. and help iboy to overcome suffering (=D) to complete the difficult mission!
Believe yourself, you can dot it!


.....WORD FOR WORD, LETTER FOR LETTER, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS.

Well, after 40 seconds, I finally submitted my score, and it asked me to "connet to network" i said ok, and when I checked the high scores (called "topmost"=/), here are some of the usernames I saw

F*cker
F*ckJapanese
Some chinese font

Overall? Idk.

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06-15-2009, 04:11 AM
#7
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 2,513
so are you recommending this then

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06-15-2009, 04:15 AM
#8
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Florida
Posts: 3,215
Sounds amazing. I'll download it twice.

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06-15-2009, 04:23 AM
#9
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 2
Quote:
Originally Posted by soup View Post
so are you recommending this then
so you can give it a bad review! dont let the game waste your money, your time ...