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11-22-2012, 05:08 PM
Joined: Sep 2008
Location: Sweden
Posts: 1,612
Oh. My. God. The atrocious voice acting in the intro already makes me hate this game.

Thanks for uploading that video though. Much appreciated.
11-22-2012, 05:15 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,146
I couldn't get through the voice acting in the intro. Tried to skip to the gameplay, then was like, "what gameplay?"

11-22-2012, 05:41 PM
Joined: Apr 2012
Location: Maine!
Posts: 4,172
Oh my, the voice "acting..."

Gameplay could improve in later levels, but yeah, it's pretty tough to not notice and comment on the voice work. Ugh.

Thanks as always, Sanuku. You are a trooper.


I could never give up.
11-22-2012, 05:43 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Location: From Wales. Currently living in Canada
Posts: 1,068
Wow! This looks really bad. Thanks for the vid Sanuku. Defo not gonna waste my time with this one
11-22-2012, 06:32 PM
My biggest Problem with the Game is that I had expected something like Shank/Shank 2 or even Mark of the Ninja or at least something more bloody where Woz is going Rampage since Danny Trejo is in the Game too and he really isn`t known for Kids Games.

Sadly it`s just an Runner and even that fact totally doesn`t fit to Woz since he trully isn`t a Running Guy and therefor I had expected more just an Sidescrolling Jump'n'Run Game with a decent Story then an Runner Game.

Do I regret buying it, not really since the Story is kinda nice but I wished the Game would have been more for an more Adult Audience then it`s currently is.

Last edited by Sanuku; 11-22-2012 at 10:05 PM.
11-22-2012, 07:09 PM
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 9,193
Oh man, I've gotten a lot of crappy games on the App Store, but this one just takes the cake. Maybe I'll learn to wait rather than jump on every single app I get the chance to, the second it comes out. This...Christ, where do I start? How to end? This is just unacceptable. I don't even know if this would have been considered "up to standard" when the App Store just started. Ugh. Deleted.

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11-22-2012, 07:09 PM
Joined: Aug 2009
Location: NYC, New York. USA
Posts: 2,196
I feel like I owe sanuku a good chunk of money. Thanks for always jumping in and purchasing games for others to watch!