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11-22-2012, 04:08 PM
Oh. My. God. The atrocious voice acting in the intro already makes me hate this game.

Thanks for uploading that video though. Much appreciated.
11-22-2012, 04:15 PM
I couldn't get through the voice acting in the intro. Tried to skip to the gameplay, then was like, "what gameplay?"

11-22-2012, 04:41 PM
Oh my, the voice "acting..."

Gameplay could improve in later levels, but yeah, it's pretty tough to not notice and comment on the voice work. Ugh.

Thanks as always, Sanuku. You are a trooper.


I give up.
11-22-2012, 04:43 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Location: From Wales. Currently living in Canada
Posts: 1,017
Wow! This looks really bad. Thanks for the vid Sanuku. Defo not gonna waste my time with this one
11-22-2012, 05:32 PM
My biggest Problem with the Game is that I had expected something like Shank/Shank 2 or even Mark of the Ninja or at least something more bloody where Woz is going Rampage since Danny Trejo is in the Game too and he really isn`t known for Kids Games.

Sadly it`s just an Runner and even that fact totally doesn`t fit to Woz since he trully isn`t a Running Guy and therefor I had expected more just an Sidescrolling Jump'n'Run Game with a decent Story then an Runner Game.

Do I regret buying it, not really since the Story is kinda nice but I wished the Game would have been more for an more Adult Audience then it`s currently is.

Last edited by Sanuku; 11-22-2012 at 09:05 PM.
11-22-2012, 06:09 PM
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 6,662
Oh man, I've gotten a lot of crappy games on the App Store, but this one just takes the cake. Maybe I'll learn to wait rather than jump on every single app I get the chance to, the second it comes out. This...Christ, where do I start? How to end? This is just unacceptable. I don't even know if this would have been considered "up to standard" when the App Store just started. Ugh. Deleted.

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11-22-2012, 06:09 PM
Joined: Aug 2009
Location: NYC, New York. USA
Posts: 2,109
I feel like I owe sanuku a good chunk of money. Thanks for always jumping in and purchasing games for others to watch!