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iPhone: Exciting Iphone Game - Traffic War

12-04-2012, 12:15 AM
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Exciting Iphone Game - Traffic War

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Hi All

We happy to announce the launch of "Traffic War" a new Iphone game which hit the Itunes store on the 1 December 2012.


Give it a go and let us know what you think.

Just some fun information about the game:


An Iphone Game fabricated from scares minerals stolen from the heart of Mount Olympus, graphically designed by Zeus and skillfully developed by the deft hands of the infamous 7 Samurai in the Land of the Rising Sun. This revolutionary Iphone Arcade game is indisputably the most heroic form of entertainment since the Micheal Jackson decided walking on Earth wasn’t enough.

Searching for a delightfully friendly game to play after a cup of tea or before reading about sparkling vampires or 50 shades of grey? Do us all a favour, throw your Iphone on the ground, give yourself an uppercut in the jaw and take a good, long look in the mirror. Frankly, I’m utterly offended.

If, on the other hand, you’re hunting for the most diabolical precious fun game to be synthesised during the Big Bang, please continue…

To date, the most epic day of your existence was your wedding, or the birth of your children. That’s about to change! In fact, you’d trade your spouse and all of your offspring just to play this game.


Traffic War was cast as R2D2 in Star Wars, but eventually deemed too intelligent for the role.

I played the Traffic War at my last job interview and my employer handed me his résumé.

When the cops pulled me over a few weeks ago because I was playing the game whilst driving, they were lucky to leave with a warning.
9 out of 10 Doctors recommend Traffic War


Graphics forged from the horns of unicorns.

Sound track used for sound engineering the Transformer movies.

Built-in chick/dude magnet (it knows what you want).

Integrated time machine (takes you back..way back)

Powered by nuclear core reactor (makes fuel redundant)

No power steering (so you better start warming up your fingers and iron to shred your biceps)


$.99c or a blood diamond

Available from 1 December 2012 from the Itunes App Store.

Like us at www.facebook.com.au/trafficwar

Website www.trafficwargame.com
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12-04-2012, 12:23 AM
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12-04-2012, 03:07 AM
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IPhone 3

Hi Domsil

Unfortunately there are some minor bugs with the compatibility with the Iphone 3 and older model I Pads.

But not to worry we are currently working on a fix which will hopefully be launched by the end of the week


Traffic War
12-04-2012, 04:28 AM
12-04-2012, 05:59 PM
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 11

Hi everyone

Just a big thanks to everyone who has given "traffic War" a play, greatly appreciated.

My good fortune come your way =)