• Publisher: Uglysoft
  • Genre: Arcade
  • Device: Universal
  • Size: 147.9 MB
  • Version: 1.1.6
  • Price: Free
  • Average User Rating: 5 (1)
App description: "A wonderfully psychotic shooter that you dont want to miss." -The Awesome Cave
"Sacred Guns is a cocktail of dementia, hilariousness and parody." -AppsZoom

When God decided to send a Great Flood to wipe sin from Earth, he assigned Noah to construct the Ark to keep him and the animals safe from harm... and YOU, the Archangel Mark Leung, to keep His unwanted creations out of the Ark.

Wield up to 5 angelic weapons and keep Noah's Ark clean from those filthy, forsaken creatures--those that are too depraved, too ugly or too sickeningly cheerful to be saved. May your guns blaze righteously. Amen!

Watch up to 12 full-voiced, hand-drawn cutscenes, complete with a secret ending!

Controls: Thumb 1 AIMS, Thumb 2 FIRES. Tap weapon to switch.

Upgrade yourself and your weapons between battles: Health, Power, Firing Rate, Mana Cost.

Tactical fun: Manage your mana wisely with 5 deadly weapons. Some even charge automatically for even more powerful shots!


WATCH THE TRAILER: Uglysoft.net
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Sanuku's comments:


12-19-2012, 07:01 AM
#2
What?
Looks a bit like Battle Bears with a more... Urgh... Realistic approach?

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Last edited by killercow; 12-19-2012 at 07:05 AM.

12-19-2012, 07:06 AM
#3
justin bieber, teletubbies, spongebob?! LOL
12-19-2012, 07:07 AM
#4
Real sensitive title considering what just happened recently
12-19-2012, 07:12 AM
#5
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Well, in a week full of absolutely fantastic releases, there had to be one that was gods-awful in both appearance and gameplay. Thanks, Sacred Guns, for taking one for the team and being that sacrifice.
12-19-2012, 07:35 AM
#6
The only good looking thing is the cut scene pictures lol
12-19-2012, 07:03 PM
#7
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Location: Barcelona
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Capricornman View Post
Real sensitive title considering what just happened recently
Really?
12-19-2012, 07:20 PM
#8
Rip off of Battle Bears gone REALLY bad
12-19-2012, 07:52 PM
#9
Quote:
Originally Posted by Capricornman View Post
Real sensitive title considering what just happened recently
...Because it has guns in it?

Also, can you say copyright infringement?

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12-19-2012, 08:07 PM
#10
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tikicobra View Post
...Because it has guns in it?

Also, can you say copyright infringement?
Well I should have used restraint this morning and not have posted this
I was thinking about the shooting in Connecticutt and there's been a recent death threat against Justin Bieber so I felt the title upset me a little. Now I know the Devs of this game meant no intention to upset and Apples approval process moves forward so......how can I explain? Didn't mean to puzzle anyone ....sorry
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