McBank. The ultimate Xmas app. It really is. Promise.
'Tis the season to be... buying stuff. During this traditional time of goodwill to all valid credit card holders please take a moment to spare a thought for your local McBank.
At this time of the year you may enjoy a few relaxing days away from work with your family, exchanging high value retail goods and sharing heartwarming stories of noteworthy price drops and discounts.
But please, please don't forget about the people that really matter. The people that make it all possible... The senior management at McBank. Even just a few days away from your desk will lower McBank's productivity. Never forget that we need you. To make us even more money.
The complicated marketing messages, product innovations, efficient manufacturing operations and distribution logistics all rely on you, our skilled, loyal and subdued workforce.
At the very least, while you spend your hand-full of allocated non-working hours, please ensure that you continue to support McBank by purchasing the latest product lines from McBank Fashion and McBank Tech. Of course, McBank Finance will be happy to increase your loans and debt should you want yet more stuff this year. As all good McBank workers will!
Our latest product innovation, McBank: The Puzzle of Money and Freedom has been outsourced to Honey Tribe Studios. It is now available on Macintosh computers as well as portable devices. As a loyal member of the McBank family we know you will take it upon yourself to download this application to all your eligible devices. Do not disappoint us.
Peace on earth to all customers.
CEO, McBank Inc Ltd Plc LLC