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App description: SALE! Lady Tallowmere has discounted her price of admission by ~50% until 1 December 2015. Enjoy.

Indulge Lady Tallowmere and see how far through her lovingly violent dungeons you can delve in this 2D indie action roguelike-inspired platformer.

New rooms are procedurally generated every time you play, meaning you'll have to be on your guard for every randomly-placed enemy, elite, boss, and treasure chest you'll come across.

How far can you make it?

Each room gets progressively bigger, harder, and more rewarding the further you go.

The concept is simple yet hard to master:

Raise your shield to block enemy attacks.
Lower your shield and strike your foes when the timing is right.
Jump or move to avoid traps, or use your shield to reduce damage taken.
Find the key to advance to the next room.
Collect weapons, outfits, headgear, and shields of various rarities to aid your journey.
Turn in souls from slain enemies to increase your base stats and passive abilities.
Stay alive as long as you can!

Brace yourself as you learn the quirks of each foe, trap, and room type so you can strive for that "one more run" high-score victory! Each dungeon is infinite in length so it's up to you to push your limits; local scoreboards and global leaderboards let you track your greatest efforts.

Key Features:
Single-player action roguelite platformer with randomly-generated levels, each room bigger than the last
Wreak havoc with trusty axes, teleporting katanas, stealth-enabling emerald daggers, freezing ice wands, bouncing grenades, embroiling flamethrowers, hefty clubs, and powerful rocket launchers
Find and equip outfits, headgear, shields, and more
Hunt for power with 7 tiers of item rarities ranging from Basic to Otherworldly
Learn to conquer multiple enemy types with elite variations, including fire mages, archers, leapers, conductors, ogres, flail knights, feelers, bloats, zaeries, and more
Satisfying combat with persistent bloodsplats and gibs
Tactical shield blocking
Infinite jumping
Deadly traps and obstacles to try and avoid, such as spinning pinwheels, acid clouds, and extremely pointy spikes
Coins, hearts, souls, and keys to collect from slain foes
Hardcore permadeath to keep your adrenaline going
Treasure chests to loot
Potions to keep you alive
Special room events and bosses to master
Passive abilities for you to gain strength and then some
Coin-loving merchants
Difficulty settings to match your pain threshold
Challenge modes
Soft savegame system (so you can quit and resume later)
Personal local high-score system
Global leaderboards for speedruns and bragging rights
Sacrificial kittens
MFi controller support

You're not afraid... or are you?

To those who will be lured into Lady Tallowmere's dungeons: good luck.
05-10-2015, 07:39 AM
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 10,670
If this has left/right controls I'll buy it !

05-10-2015, 08:15 AM
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 6,369
I've seen that or read the name before.
Isn't that also on Steam?

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.
05-10-2015, 09:02 AM
Joined: Jul 2011
Location: The red Skittle
Posts: 5,549
Absolutely. Very highly reviewed, too.


Need proofreading, editing or writing done for your game?
Contact me via PM or email and we can talk.
05-10-2015, 09:33 AM
Joined: Jul 2010
Location: Canton, Ohio
Posts: 3,009
Nice, can't wait to grab this one tonight.

Edit: Is there MFi controller support?

Last edited by ojtitus; 05-10-2015 at 12:13 PM.
05-10-2015, 11:45 AM
Joined: Oct 2011
Location: HONG KONG
Posts: 277
love this game ao much excpet for the text are so tiny.... im using iphone6plus i cant imagine how it looks on the iphone 5...
05-10-2015, 01:01 PM
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 7,527
One hour and this shall be mine!

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"
05-10-2015, 02:50 PM
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 10,670
Please let me know what it's like. Is the font too small ? What are the controls etc ?
05-10-2015, 02:55 PM
Joined: Oct 2011
Location: HONG KONG
Posts: 277
Originally Posted by psj3809 View Post
Please let me know what it's like. Is the font too small ? What are the controls etc ?
the font ia indeed pretty small, couldnt find any option to adjust the font size, but the fameplay is superb though the difficulty is hard, my best is only 8 room....

Last edited by Stevencarla; 05-10-2015 at 03:09 PM.
05-10-2015, 02:57 PM
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 10,670
How about left and right? Is there a joystick or buttons