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01-30-2013, 06:43 AM
#11
Joined: Jun 2010
Location: Southern Indiana
Posts: 13,362
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Originally Posted by Vovin View Post
AH! And if there's any IAP, you can surely nail that onto your annual tax declaration as "child education".

My, my... are you the jealous type of father?

To all other forum users: don't mind dating syntheticvoid's daughter. Too dangerous.
Ha... no... not jealous... =o/

Just...


MY 3 DAUGHTERS ARE THE GREATEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD AND EVERY GUY OUT THERE IS A POS DBAG!!! =oD

:;:CURRENT 'FAVORITES' FOLDER:;:
Cardinal Quest 2, Pixel Dungeon, Asdivine Hearts, Super Retro Bros., Storm The Train
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syntheticvoid
01-30-2013, 06:46 AM
#12
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 8,637
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Originally Posted by syntheticvoid View Post
Ha... no... not jealous... =o/

Just...


MY 3 DAUGHTERS ARE THE GREATEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD AND EVERY GUY OUT THERE IS A POS DBAG!!! =oD

Well... as I have guessed.

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.

01-30-2013, 06:48 AM
#13
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 19
I'm a bit shocked. This is remarkably sexist.

Next week: GIRLFRIEND TRAINER!

Electrocute and beat your girlfriend until she complies uncompromisingly to your every whim... yoink!
01-30-2013, 06:53 AM
#14
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 8,637
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Originally Posted by Flamingo View Post
Next week: GIRLFRIEND TRAINER!

Electrocute and beat your girlfriend until she complies uncompromisingly to your every whim...


I hope so.
It works in real life, so why not in a game?

just kidding...

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.
01-30-2013, 06:59 AM
#15
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: London, UK
Posts: 3,768
There's no stopping this train wreck. Parent Trainer, Child Trainer, Other People's Children Trainer.
01-30-2013, 07:05 AM
#16
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 8,637
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Originally Posted by MidianGTX View Post
There's no stopping this train wreck. Parent Trainer, Child Trainer, Other People's Children Trainer.

tA's mods should have a "member trainer", lol.

edit: I am NOT suggesting myself as a test subject, btw. Just sayin'.

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.
01-30-2013, 07:06 AM
#17
Joined: Jun 2010
Location: Southern Indiana
Posts: 13,362
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MidianGTX View Post
There's no stopping this train wreck. Parent Trainer, Child Trainer, Other People's Children Trainer.
that's probably one just about every single person in my neighborhood has already played, beaten, gone back and gotten all the achievements in and are now batteling it out for the #1 spot. =oP

:;:CURRENT 'FAVORITES' FOLDER:;:
Cardinal Quest 2, Pixel Dungeon, Asdivine Hearts, Super Retro Bros., Storm The Train
:;:GAMECENTER ID:;:
syntheticvoid
01-30-2013, 08:16 AM
#18
Joined: May 2012
Location: USA
Posts: 6,702
Lol this is one of the funnier joke threads I've read in a while!
01-30-2013, 10:03 AM
#19
Can't see how this should be sexist in its plain irony.
Or why should i feel my virility even remotely threatened.
I would however be offended, if it was a bad game.
01-30-2013, 12:18 PM
#20
Can't wait for reverse mode jk. I bet there's no way apple would have approved the other way around with guys hitting girls.