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02-07-2013, 05:26 PM
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 9,564
Quote:
Originally Posted by thesidewaystable View Post
Dany had to go so it didn't matter
(me too prob)
Then Ninjackid and Connector started throwing chickens at each other in a Dead Trigger-related feud.
02-07-2013, 05:51 PM
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 748
But the chickens weren't ordinary chickens, they were iChickens (by Apple), plotting world domination.

02-07-2013, 05:55 PM
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 556
Quote:
Originally Posted by tygamr View Post
But the chickens weren't ordinary chickens, they were iChickens (by Apple), plotting world domination.
The iChickens were equiped with heat seeking bullets that turned any human they hit into a blood thirst zombie.
02-07-2013, 06:04 PM
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 1,292
Needless to say, both ninjackid and Connector were turned into zombies... who now had a fetish for chickens...
02-07-2013, 06:07 PM
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 556
As zombies they plotted together to turn earth into a giant time machine that would travel through galaxies and destroy everything pure and beautiful in existence.
02-07-2013, 06:19 PM
Joined: Jan 2012
Location: The rainbow-fuelled nightmare of my mind
Posts: 2,760
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Originally Posted by KevinS View Post
As zombies they plotted together to turn earth into a giant time machine that would travel through galaxies and destroy everything pure and beautiful in existence.
But before they could succeed with their plan,
02-07-2013, 06:21 PM
Joined: Feb 2011
Location: Scarlett Johansson's Hot Tub
Posts: 5,046
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoggy110 View Post
But before they could succeed with their plan,
a large meteorite hit the Earth leaving everything destroyed, except for one little...
02-07-2013, 06:25 PM
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 556
Quote:
Originally Posted by KennyK View Post
a large meteorite hit the Earth leaving everything destroyed, except for one little...
Kitten named Mr. Cuddles. He always wore a top hat and an eyeglass. He took shelter in an underground bunker. After the meteorite hit he...
02-07-2013, 06:34 PM
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 10,547
...litter box, scattering litter everywhere, Mr. Cuddles suddenly realized he needed to pee - badly.

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Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post
Squids!?

Worst idea ever!
02-07-2013, 06:38 PM
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 556
Quote:
Originally Posted by drelbs View Post
...litter box, scattering litter everywhere, Mr. Cuddles suddenly realized he needed to pee - badly.
He went to the bathroom, then decided to make a low budget documentary about living on a deserted planet. He phoned his friend...