The great TA forum story

[ninjackid]

Originally Posted by thesidewaystable

Dany had to go so it didn't matter
(me too prob)

Then Ninjackid and Connector started throwing chickens at each other in a Dead Trigger-related feud.

[tygamr]

But the chickens weren't ordinary chickens, they were iChickens (by Apple), plotting world domination.

[KevinS]

Originally Posted by tygamr

But the chickens weren't ordinary chickens, they were iChickens (by Apple), plotting world domination.

The iChickens were equiped with heat seeking bullets that turned any human they hit into a blood thirst zombie.

[darkhorse]

Needless to say, both ninjackid and Connector were turned into zombies... who now had a fetish for chickens...

[KevinS]

As zombies they plotted together to turn earth into a giant time machine that would travel through galaxies and destroy everything pure and beautiful in existence.

[Hoggy110]

Originally Posted by KevinS

As zombies they plotted together to turn earth into a giant time machine that would travel through galaxies and destroy everything pure and beautiful in existence.

But before they could succeed with their plan,

[KennyK]

Originally Posted by Hoggy110

But before they could succeed with their plan,

a large meteorite hit the Earth leaving everything destroyed, except for one little...

[KevinS]

Originally Posted by KennyK

a large meteorite hit the Earth leaving everything destroyed, except for one little...

Kitten named Mr. Cuddles. He always wore a top hat and an eyeglass. He took shelter in an underground bunker. After the meteorite hit he...

[drelbs]

...litter box, scattering litter everywhere, Mr. Cuddles suddenly realized he needed to pee - badly.

[KevinS]

Originally Posted by drelbs

...litter box, scattering litter everywhere, Mr. Cuddles suddenly realized he needed to pee - badly.

He went to the bathroom, then decided to make a low budget documentary about living on a deserted planet. He phoned his friend...