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02-08-2013, 05:14 PM
Joined: May 2012
Location: USA
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Originally Posted by tygamr View Post
He quickly incinerated all of the zombies, ending the outbreak, and became bored; in his boredom, he wondered what type of name Mr. Boodlescop was- he preferred Connector much better.
His mind then wandered, (as it very, very, often did), to the opposite sex: where were all the female dragons? Connector (for so he shall be called to avoid confusion) decided...
02-08-2013, 05:22 PM
Joined: May 2012
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Originally Posted by JBRUU View Post
His mind then wandered, (as it very, very, often did), to the opposite sex: where were all the female dragons? Connector (for so he shall be called to avoid confusion) decided...
To go find some sexy anime cosplay dragon lady. He searched the lands near and far, and found...

02-08-2013, 05:23 PM
Joined: Oct 2012
Location: Area 51
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To go find some sexy anime cosplay dragon lady. He searched the lands near and far, and found...
Chuck norris
02-08-2013, 05:25 PM
Joined: Dec 2011
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Selling exercise equipment to naive gamers who
02-08-2013, 05:25 PM
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Selling exercise equipment to naive gamers who
Had too much money
02-08-2013, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by DannyTheElite View Post
Had too much money
And not enough street smarts to see the freemium Chuck was
02-08-2013, 05:36 PM
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Location: USA
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And not enough street smarts to see the freemium Chuck was
Actually Marek from Madfinger Games! The first fire-words out of Connector the dragon's mouth were:
02-08-2013, 05:52 PM
Joined: Jun 2009
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Originally Posted by JBRUU View Post
Actually Marek from Madfinger Games! The first fire-words out of Connector the dragon's mouth were:
"Go stick your head in a pig!"

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Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post
Squids!?

Worst idea ever!
02-08-2013, 09:07 PM
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And so he did. Out of no where, bill gates fly in to fight out steve jobs, who...
02-09-2013, 12:39 AM
Joined: Aug 2010
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And so he did. Out of no where, bill gates fly in to fight out steve jobs, who...
Was attempting to stop the simulation; Bill shouted at Steve "don't do it Steve! The outside world, it's...