The great TA forum story

02-07-2013, 07:17 AM
#21
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 6,535
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Originally Posted by 2133 View Post
And called Connector to take away the game.
...but out of nowhere came Jared Nelson wielding his indestructible beard of death, destruction and kittiness...
02-07-2013, 11:56 AM
#22
standing at an astounding 3 feet tall, he flings his deadly yet somewhat voluptuous beard once and...

02-07-2013, 11:59 AM
#23
...grimaces wildly as half of the population of Upper Sandusky is wiped off of the face of the planet.

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Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post
Squids!?

Worst idea ever!
02-07-2013, 12:10 PM
#24
Then suddenly a clowd covers the sky and kittens pour down. Jared then...
02-07-2013, 01:42 PM
#25
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 8,559
descended from the sky, riding a gigantic golden battle cat in a full titanium armor suit, while metalcasket, riding his trusty horse Defred behind him...

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.

Last edited by Vovin; 02-07-2013 at 02:48 PM.
02-07-2013, 03:12 PM
#26
...quickly pushed the pulsing red button on the side of his saddle, dispensing several Marshall stacks and a purple metal flake flying V guitar from his saddle bags...

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Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post
Squids!?

Worst idea ever!
02-07-2013, 03:30 PM
#27
And then chuck noris floated down from the heavens and just like that freemuims disappeared and the AppStore was full of good games but
02-07-2013, 03:34 PM
#28
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Originally Posted by thesidewaystable View Post
And then chuck noris floated down from the heavens and just like that freemuims disappeared and the AppStore was full of good games but
Endless runners were banned but real racing 3 came out and made everybody happy especially DannyTheElite who was so happy with the news that he...
( wonder where this will go next )
02-07-2013, 03:35 PM
#29
Decided to make his own game called
02-07-2013, 03:36 PM
#30
Joined: Oct 2010
Location: Everywhere and Nowhere
Posts: 7,686
TouchArcade: The Game.

MADE THE FRONT PAGE ON TA!
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Originally Posted by melvin2898 View Post
True Words Spoken By The Great Crex.