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App description: Who is driving that car? Oh my God, a Bear is Driving! How can that Be?!

How to play:

* Grab stuff with your finger.
* Eat Fish and Berries.
* When you are FAT enough, drive into a cave to Hibernate.
* You can throw stuff out the windows and sunroof!


Famous people also like bears:

"The driving controls provide as realistic of an experience as I can imagine if I were a bear driving a car"
- TouchArcade.com

"Enviro-Bear 2010 is a game made by crazy people ... practically impossible to get to wherever you want to go"
- SlideToPlay.com

"The best, and only, bear-driving-a-car simulation Come for the absurdist humor, stay for the limited, but deceptively deep game design."
- Anthony Burch, Destructoid

"It's fantastically manic and unapologetically absurd, and any would-be quibbles about the touchiness of its vehicular controls are instantly headed-off and negated by the bare fact that bears don't know how to drive cars."
- Brandon Boyer, Offworld

OMG, better yet, check out all those magnificent user reviews!

Phil_Synowiec's comments:

The screens made me laugh haha
07-09-2009, 02:18 AM
#2
lol, that looks more like enviro-wookie or enviro wolfman or something

wow, just wow

07-09-2009, 02:24 AM
#3
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: SG
Posts: 3,558
Love the description of the game:

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Who is driving that car? Oh my God, a Bear is Driving! How can that Be?!












Crystal, OpenFeint, Plus+, Disc Drivin: Prab | Game Center: PrabSG
07-09-2009, 02:35 AM
#4
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Folsom, CA
Posts: 853
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This looks to be the greatest thing ever.

I'm tempted to buy it if only to understand.

Faves: Saucelifter, Westbang, Eliss, Edge, Tilt to Live, Mindwall, Radial 50, Super Quick Hook, Sword of Fargoal, Carcassone, Trainyard.
Playing: Super Mega Worm, Aqueduct, Monster Dash, FASTAR!, Shining Force, Frogatto, The Incident, Dark Nebula Ep. 2.
07-09-2009, 02:42 AM
#5
looks very polished. might try this one out
07-09-2009, 02:49 AM
#6
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 4,569
I'll TOFTT

Twitter: @Zincous
07-09-2009, 02:50 AM
#7
Wow, looks just like Real Racing! With woodland creatures!

(The sarcasm in this thread is just.. brimming)
07-09-2009, 02:53 AM
#8
...I smell a new TA frontpage app...
07-09-2009, 02:55 AM
#9
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 4,569
toot toot where's the tug boat?

Twitter: @Zincous
07-09-2009, 03:08 AM
#10
Joined: Aug 2008
Location: Rexburg, ID
Posts: 455
Quote:
Originally Posted by skamando View Post
This looks to be the greatest thing ever.

I'm tempted to buy it if only to understand.
Yeah, this is what Apple should have listed as their #1 favorite app... I'm tempted too...

The posts so far in this thread have made me laugh so hard,
Quote:
Wow, looks just like Real Racing! With woodland creatures!
This one in particular! Lol!

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I'm playing: Small World 2, The Pinball Arcade, Terraria
I'm waiting for: Shadowrun Returns, Micromon, Oceanhorn!

Last edited by vaelsh; 07-09-2009 at 03:18 AM.