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iPhone: Sexy Poker 2009 - get it before its removed!

07-13-2009, 03:42 AM
#1
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Sexy Poker 2009 - get it before its removed!

came across this on the US itunes store this evening.

It is listed for $1.99 and is about 30mb in size.

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=314819197&mt=8

Had this for the old java mobile phones, was pretty good then and might be ok now.

Interesting side note is that when you go to purchase this it confirms that you are aware it is intended for 17+ people and you are acknowledging you are over 18 before it will let you proceed to purchase it.

I would grab it while you can before someone makes a stink about it and it gets pulled.
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07-13-2009, 03:52 AM
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Not interested in poker, but how and why would anyone besides bible thumpers and moms who are shunned by men be offended by this? The world is going to hell in a handbasket. If you ask me 2012 should come true... but only for people like Jack Thompson, Catholic priests who make out with little boys, and people like them...

Sorry for the rant, but it's so damn sad when people care more about T&A in video games than random MURDER in their own communities... I say to all them, GET A DAMN LIFE!

Oh, and Apple policy makes no sense.

07-13-2009, 04:25 AM
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Gahahaha at the last picture's joke =P

back
07-13-2009, 05:06 AM
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if that's as much naked as those manga girls can get, the app will probably stay where it is.
07-13-2009, 05:15 AM
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I guess none of you have noticed that Young People ****ing is the number 1 movie being sold on iTunes right now.
07-17-2009, 02:02 PM
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I love the fact that the game has 5 reviews:

1) All 5 stars
2) All posted on the same day
3) All were posted by first time reviewers.

Can't the developers even make a token effort to hide their dishonesty?
07-17-2009, 03:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mlkaufman View Post
I love the fact that the game has 5 reviews:

1) All 5 stars
2) All posted on the same day
3) All were posted by first time reviewers.

Can't the developers even make a token effort to hide their dishonesty?
Their game is called sexy poker 2009
07-17-2009, 03:37 PM
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Original Java version was dustributed by Gameloft,

but this version is selling by Ludigames, strange...

and it's $0.99 now
07-17-2009, 03:40 PM
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So has anyone actually bought this? I'm curious...although probably not that curious.
07-17-2009, 05:27 PM
#10
is that it lol? If they added much more it probably would be rejected so im guessing that's it