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  • Publisher: Tunnista
  • Genre: Arcade
  • Device: iPhone
  • Size: 0.5 MB
  • Version: 1.0
  • Price: $84.99
  • Average User Rating:
    Not enough votes.
App description: Have you ever wanted to punch a troll in the face?
Well now you can!
Venture to Troll Valley (population:20,000 trolls) where there is an abundance of trolls to punch in the face.
Finger punch as many trolls in the face as you can to build up your score, but don't let too many get away otherwise you will get TROLLED!

-Punch trolls to get a high score.
-Compete against your friends high scores.
-Travel to different parts of troll valley.
-The higher the level the more difficult it gets.
05-20-2013, 10:17 AM
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 4
How would a person with a sane mind buy a game that sucks so much and it's also for 84$ are they really hoping someone would buy it

05-20-2013, 10:24 AM
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 11,346
Well some idiot might do, but also its probably because if they reduce the price down to 99c or free then it'll appear at the top of 'best price drop' lists. Seen this tactic before.

But i dont know why people get these games to appear at the arcade via the Touch Arcade app, 'games/apps' like this should just be left to rot and disappear
05-20-2013, 11:46 AM
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 6,491
Does this game include Defred? Then I'd instabuy. 84 bucks & 99 cent is a steal for an opportunity like this.

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.
05-20-2013, 11:47 AM
Lol @ the price.

Well at least it's not $999.99 lol

Ya that tactic is dumb.
05-20-2013, 12:04 PM
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 1,711
Can we punch them for trolling the AppStore?
05-20-2013, 12:14 PM
Joined: Apr 2010
Location: California, USA
Posts: 4,954
Originally Posted by sweetdiss View Post
Can we punch them for trolling the AppStore?
Great idea! You hold 'em, I get to punch him first!! Sorry, but there won't be much left of him after I'm done there.
05-20-2013, 12:15 PM
Joined: Nov 2011
Location: Look out your window.
Posts: 5,783
It's a trap.

05-20-2013, 01:41 PM
Joined: Jul 2011
Location: Boston,MA
Posts: 1,106
Damn, 85 bucks I'll pass

Anticipating:"Death Road to Canada", "Implosion", "Don Paccin","Space Noir", "Zed", "Rex Rocket", "Supermassive", "Sproggiwood", "Arecibo Man", "Gekido", "Trail by Viking, "Crashlands", "Eisenhorn", "The Soul".
05-21-2013, 05:16 AM
Lol this game is a bad joke. Developers are noobs probably