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App description: ****Okay! It's been 50% off for almost a month! But I like you guys, so I will keep it 50% off for a little while longer!****

Dogs are so over rated. They poop, they shed, and they slobber. With this amazing application you can have all the fun of a dog, without the poop, hair, slobber, or anything else people hate about dogs.
This app includes a rock for you to adopt.
Give it a name, and make it yours!

It does everything a real dog does, and more!
- It swims!
- It sleeps!
- Its poke-able!
- It Poops (You don't have to clean it up)
- It watches TV with 3 channels

This provides hours of entertainment for all ages! Its just as fun as a dog, without all the messes and noises!

You never have to pay for food, toys or any other accessories! Its one low payment of ONE DOLLAR!

We are always working on training your pet rock to do more tricks! So keep your eye out for updates!

CHECK OUT MYROCK HD on iPad.. The rock does more tricks!
05-27-2013, 02:28 AM
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