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FullScreen Baby $2.99 -> FREE NOW

07-21-2013, 02:41 AM
#1
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 2
FullScreen Baby $2.99 -> FREE NOW

FullScreen Baby is free for the weekend, to celebrate the 1.1.0 update.

Enjoy.


07-21-2013, 06:25 AM
#2
God theres some real trash on the app store
07-21-2013, 06:42 AM
#3
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 2,257
Might be trash to you, but very useful for some I guess.
07-21-2013, 04:28 PM
#4
Joined: Dec 2009
Location: Fort Lauderdale
Posts: 5,506
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Originally Posted by Gov View Post
Might be trash to you, but very useful for some I guess.
True, but I somehow doubt that this particular app is useful.
07-21-2013, 04:29 PM
#5
Joined: Dec 2009
Location: Fort Lauderdale
Posts: 5,506
Oh, and I actually had this installed before the sale IRRC. Released as free.

I'm the appstore equivalent to a catfish, sucking the junk off of the sea floor.
07-21-2013, 05:17 PM
#6
Joined: Jun 2010
Location: In a van, down by the river!
Posts: 2,484
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Interact with your baby by drawing secret seals on screen and make things come alive. Grow your baby into a healthy, heavy, handsome, pretty one.
But the most despicable thing is the tag spamming:

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If you like original games such as Monster Quest, MyBrute, Pou, Urban Rivals, Tom Talking Cat, Dofus, Avatar Fight, Tamagotchi, Battle Nations, Clash of Clans, Pokemon, Toca Hair Salon... you will love Fullscreen Baby !
Seriously, how a leap can be made from Clash of Clans or Battle Nations to THIS is proof that the developers are just trying to throw literal crap at a wall in hopes that something will stick.

Unfortunately for the devs, even if it does stick people will quickly realize that it is nothing more than crap.