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iPhone: Vending Machine Champ

07-23-2009, 02:00 AM
#1
Joined: May 2009
Location: The Underworld
Posts: 9,230
Vending Machine Champ

itunes link - $1.99

Vending Machine Champ

You've been unwittingly training for this your whole life, simply by being who you are: a lover of snacks and an unremitting cheapskate. Vending Machine Champ pits man against machine as you tip, punch, and kick the greedy metal beast as it clings stubbornly to the snack that is rightfully yours. If you succeed, you are granted sweet and / or salty nourishment. If you fail, you are granted humiliation and / or injury and / or death. You're going to grab a snack. Or die trying.

Use quickness, precision, and aggression to beat the hell out of a machine

Unlimited snack challenges with escalating difficulty

Addictive gameplay compliments addictive crap in machine

Snacks taste better when you risk your life for them





07-23-2009, 02:02 AM
#2
Joined: Jul 2009
Location: Behind You!
Posts: 862
Interesting...

07-23-2009, 02:10 AM
#3
Joined: Oct 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 707
TOFTT...done. Impressions coming, but adult swim games; ya' just can't beat 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!

played the online version, so we'll see how it transfers...
07-23-2009, 02:10 AM
#4
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 358
Ha, yeah, just saw this roll in. Waiting to see if it's worth checking out.

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07-23-2009, 02:13 AM
#5
Here's the Flash version http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/...chinechallenge

Quote:
Originally Posted by ultimo View Post
This is not Windows, this is Apple, dude
07-23-2009, 09:48 AM
#6
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: Indiana, USA
Posts: 5,712
What happened to this? I just saw it and now it's no longer available!
07-23-2009, 09:53 AM
#7
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 582
Is their a mall in this game?
No seriously, I need to take this guy shopping for new clothes.
Lmao.
Looks, innerestin'
07-28-2009, 10:09 AM
#8
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: Indiana, USA
Posts: 5,712
Where is this game? Did anyone who bought it before it vanished see anything that would cause it to get unceremoniously yanked? I want my Funyuns, dammit!

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07-28-2009, 10:52 AM
#9
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 324
Quote:
Originally Posted by sizzlakalonji View Post
Where is this game? Did anyone who bought it before it vanished see anything that would cause it to get unceremoniously yanked? I want my Funyuns, dammit!
i haven't played much. think i've only reached gold 2 (snack buddha). didn't see anything worse than amateur surgeon.
07-28-2009, 10:58 AM
#10
Joined: Oct 2008
Location: Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Posts: 395
Haha, I bought this on first sight and now it's gone... It's a pretty fun game, good to play in short bursts.