Vending Machine Champ
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Vending Machine Champ
You've been unwittingly training for this your whole life, simply by being who you are: a lover of snacks and an unremitting cheapskate. Vending Machine Champ pits man against machine as you tip, punch, and kick the greedy metal beast as it clings stubbornly to the snack that is rightfully yours. If you succeed, you are granted sweet and / or salty nourishment. If you fail, you are granted humiliation and / or injury and / or death. You're going to grab a snack. Or die trying.
• Use quickness, precision, and aggression to beat the hell out of a machine
• Unlimited snack challenges with escalating difficulty
• Addictive gameplay compliments addictive crap in machine
• Snacks taste better when you risk your life for them


Vending Machine Champ
You've been unwittingly training for this your whole life, simply by being who you are: a lover of snacks and an unremitting cheapskate. Vending Machine Champ pits man against machine as you tip, punch, and kick the greedy metal beast as it clings stubbornly to the snack that is rightfully yours. If you succeed, you are granted sweet and / or salty nourishment. If you fail, you are granted humiliation and / or injury and / or death. You're going to grab a snack. Or die trying.
• Use quickness, precision, and aggression to beat the hell out of a machine
• Unlimited snack challenges with escalating difficulty
• Addictive gameplay compliments addictive crap in machine
• Snacks taste better when you risk your life for them




