The United States is getting screwed!
What in the eagle soaring, grain waving, purple mountain's majesty is going on here? No Q*Bert. No Konami sale. I'm feeling deprived here in the land of plenty. Yeah, yeah, I know...what about Pandemonium? I have no problem with the whole world getting Pandemonium. Guam, Liberia, Tajikistan, French Guyana, Canada...you're welcome to it in my book. What did we do as a nation to annoy the powers that be at Konami and Q*bertistan? I would like to annoint myself as a representative, a diplomat if you will, for the United States and officially apologize for any slight we may have made. Now may we please have some gruel? I need something to dip my freedom fries in.