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The United States is getting screwed!

07-23-2009, 04:28 PM
#1
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: Indiana, USA
Posts: 5,712
The United States is getting screwed!

What in the eagle soaring, grain waving, purple mountain's majesty is going on here? No Q*Bert. No Konami sale. I'm feeling deprived here in the land of plenty. Yeah, yeah, I know...what about Pandemonium? I have no problem with the whole world getting Pandemonium. Guam, Liberia, Tajikistan, French Guyana, Canada...you're welcome to it in my book. What did we do as a nation to annoy the powers that be at Konami and Q*bertistan? I would like to annoint myself as a representative, a diplomat if you will, for the United States and officially apologize for any slight we may have made. Now may we please have some gruel? I need something to dip my freedom fries in.
07-23-2009, 04:32 PM
#2
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: 31.560499, -111.904128
Posts: 7,471
Quote:
Originally Posted by sizzlakalonji View Post
What in the eagle soaring, grain waving, purple mountain's majesty is going on here? No Q*Bert. No Konami sale. I'm feeling deprived here in the land of plenty. Yeah, yeah, I know...what about Pandemonium? I have no problem with the whole world getting Pandemonium. Guam, Liberia, Tajikistan, French Guyana, Canada...you're welcome to it in my book. What did we do as a nation to annoy the powers that be at Konami and Q*bertistan? I would like to annoint myself as a representative, a diplomat if you will, for the United States and officially apologize for any slight we may have made. Now may we please have some gruel? I need something to dip my freedom fries in.
You should just be grateful that you have your promo codes.
I get cracked apps because how am I supposed to review them if Apple doesn't let me use promo codes? And I can't afford to buy them. So now it's your loss, Apple. Not mine

As for the sale, just wait. It will probably come along some time, along with Resident Evil:4.

Hakuna Matata

Last edited by LBG; 07-23-2009 at 04:35 PM.

07-23-2009, 04:34 PM
#3
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 6,509
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Originally Posted by LBG View Post
You should just be grateful that you have your promo codes.
I get cracked apps because how am I supposed to review them if Apple doesn't let me use promo codes? And I can't afford to buy them.
But think of it this way, you get the lovely weather England has to offer.

"Mummy, will we see the sun this year?"
"No, Edmund, not this year."
07-23-2009, 04:35 PM
#4
Joined: Sep 2008
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,799
Boo.
07-23-2009, 04:43 PM
#5
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: Coolidge, AZ
Posts: 5,892
Bleh. America.

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Conservatives hate liberals because they think that liberals think they're stupid.

Liberals hate conservatives because they think that they're stupid.
Win.
07-23-2009, 04:43 PM
#6
Joined: Apr 2009
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Originally Posted by Kamazar View Post
But think of it this way, you get the lovely weather England has to offer.

"Mummy, will we see the sun this year?"
"No, Edmund, not this year."
Yep, it's always too bloody wet and cloudy. Weather is crap, public transport is crap, education is crap, health service is crap, government is crap (I like David Cameron though, lol), as soon as I hit 25, I am planning get the f**k out of this country and move to a country that is warmer and better run/organised.

Hakuna Matata
07-23-2009, 04:44 PM
#7
like america!!
07-23-2009, 04:54 PM
#8
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Originally Posted by MetroGnome217 View Post
like america!!
Yeah, but I don't want to get shot/obese/herpes etc etc.
Some Scandinavian country such as Sweden or Norway would be perfect if it was warmer.

Hakuna Matata
07-23-2009, 04:55 PM
#9
Joined: Sep 2008
Location: Earth
Posts: 5,252
it's the french!

I'M ON A MAC MOTHAF*@%!

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07-23-2009, 04:57 PM
#10
Joined: May 2009
Location: The Golden State
Posts: 5,809
Quote:
Originally Posted by sizzlakalonji View Post
What in the eagle soaring, grain waving, purple mountain's majesty is going on here?
Hey I think I know that song!

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