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App description: A free game of deception, intrigue and ice.

Hello friends, legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy here to describe the greatest app in the history of western civilization, "Scotchy Scotch Toss." This mobile game, which I personally developed, combines my two favorite things: Scotch, and playful exchanges with total strangers. Simply toss ice cubes into my glass of Scotch and I'll offer neighborly encouragement. OR, miss your shot and I'll flog you like a petulant mule. Either way you're going to hear about it!

Multiple locations, targets and the ability to play with friends, (if you have any), this app has it all! Hey, did you know that "app" is short for "appetite?" Because you're always hungry for more.....

I'm sorry, I don't know what "app" means, but what I do know is this is a top shelf quality product. A true treasure of mobile gaming, "Scotchy Scotch Toss" has the detailed craftsmanship worthy of exhibition in the yet-to-be-built Burgundy Library in Washington D.C.

Download "Scotchy Scotch Toss" today, its the only app you'll ever need. Seriously, stop what you're doing and delete every other app off your phone and install this game immediately. This isn't a joke.

Tons of Ron Burgundy lines recorded for the game from, voiced by Will Ferrell
Soundboard will play fave lines from the movie and the game whenever you want
Simple swipe-to-toss gameplay, easy and fun for everyone
4 different locations: Ron's shag-tastic RV, The News Teams' new NYC apartment, the 24 hour newsroom, and Tinos Jazz Bar
2 Player mode to compete against friends
Play in real life! Print out a copy of the Table Top Rules with a nearly life-size portrait of Ron to accompany your games with actual ice!
11-26-2013, 07:47 AM
#2
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 2,597
This. All of my This!
Official app, zero in app purchases.
11-27-2013, 09:04 AM
#3
Game Impressions

11-27-2013, 11:36 AM
#4
Joined: May 2012
Location: In the Chatroom
Posts: 15,759
Screenshots are hilarious.
11-27-2013, 04:57 PM
#5
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 364
is this even worth a dollar?