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Preview: Don't Blend The Animals! A hilarious new app.

08-10-2009, 11:27 AM
Joined: Aug 2009
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Preview: Don't Blend The Animals! A hilarious new app.

Hello everybody!

I'm happy to announce "Don't Blend The Animals" today. A hilarious new entertainment app/game hybrid with a pretty unique game play concept.

It can be best described as a evolutionary mixture of "The Moron Test" and "Don't Shoot The Puppy", spiced up with humour and healthy doses of "Stick Wars" and tap shooters like "Zombies vs. Sheep". Add full support of iPhone/iPod touch functionalities like muti-touch, accelerometer et al to solve the levels and we have what? A lot of fun :-) You'll get all of this plus more for 99c.

And yes - this does work. Actually it works incredibly well. 40 levels of mayhem. Presented in a cute, friendly and happy art style... Oh, did I mention gallons of blood, suggestive themes and an oversized blender? ^^

The game will be submitted to the App store this Friday. I'll be back with some promo codes when it is released.

Stay safe and away from blenders!


Last edited by cervomedia; 08-10-2009 at 12:22 PM.
08-10-2009, 11:48 AM
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now that looks like it could be really funny

do you have any video?

08-10-2009, 11:53 AM
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Incredible art style, those animals are hilarious. If the gameplay holds up this is a definite buy.
08-10-2009, 12:18 PM
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Yeah, please show us a video! Thanks!
08-11-2009, 03:18 AM
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Thanks for the positive feedback!

I will post more soon. At the moment, we do not want to give away too much of the 40 levels as each one is unique. And trust me, you will laugh and cry until you have solved all 40 :-)
08-19-2009, 07:43 AM
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The cinematic lauch-trailer will be posted this weekend. Featuring an incredible thrash metal sound track. You will love it :-)
08-19-2009, 01:59 PM
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Isn't this game advocating violence against animals? PETA will be on Apple as fast as a cat on a limping pigeon and we all know what happens after that...
08-21-2009, 06:41 AM
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No, it is not! Your aim is to save the animals. Not to kill them! The game is called "Don't blend the animals". You loose if the animals die!
08-21-2009, 06:54 AM
So how will the puzzles be like?
08-21-2009, 06:57 AM
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 266
I love the sound of this I'll get it as long as it's 59p-1.79